time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5799.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55439a4663687238d7110300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55439a296368721137ca0a00#post_55439a296368721137ca0a00\r\nWHY?","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55439a8663687239574e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"PEGASUS I FOUND \"THE VIDEO\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRYwiY2q1PE","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55439b966368720e83c81000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55439a4663687238d7110300#post_55439a4663687238d7110300\r\n\r\nItssss sexey omg","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55439bdf63687205a67f1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Get on my level, been legal for 4 years.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"55439c646368721b36ec2e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55439a8663687239574e0600#post_55439a8663687239574e0600\r\n*OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD I'M FUCKING _CRYING_*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55439c7663687213099f0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Maybe too_offensive finds it attractive\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55439bdf63687205a67f1800#post_55439bdf63687205a67f1800\r\nAlmost 2 for me","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55439c806368721b361b2f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55439bdf63687205a67f1800#post_55439bdf63687205a67f1800\r\nLegally not! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55439cca6368723957030800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55439c646368721b36ec2e00#post_55439c646368721b36ec2e00\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55439a8663687239574e0600#post_55439a8663687239574e0600\r\n*OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD I'M FUCKING _CRYING_*[/bq]\r\n\r\nStep 1. Collect tears\r\n\r\n2. Boil insultees tears\r\n\r\n3. Pour boiling tears in their face\r\n\r\n4. Proceed to strip insultee naked, rape, and lick the tears off of his burnt face","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55439cd36368721b36a02f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well done watching for the night.  See you in the morning humans.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55439ded6368721b367b3100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55439cd36368721b36a02f00#post_55439cd36368721b36a02f00\r\nI'm a bear thank you very much.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55439e4e63687217e49c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55439cd36368721b36a02f00#post_55439cd36368721b36a02f00\r\nG'night.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5543a04b6368720e83201700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55439c646368721b36ec2e00#post_55439c646368721b36ec2e00\r\n\"Ayo, it's not gay if you don't look 'em in the eyes.\"","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5543a09f6368723957870a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have successfully convinced my grandfather to see Age of Ultron,\r\nThe downside is I gotta pay.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5543a22e63687205a6ff2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I try to get out. But they keep pulling me back in.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5543a22f6368723957df0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543a09f6368723957870a00#post_5543a09f6368723957870a00\r\nYou're rich.\r\nYou have the cash.\r\n\r\nAlso, goodnight.\r\n~^Remember the hotdog on a pole...^~","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5543a26a6368721137291400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543997263687205a6821400#post_5543997263687205a6821400\r\