time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5802.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5543d1a863687250d5761900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/6dAjkt9.jpg!\r\nHow do me and my horse look?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5543d36c63687258c4041900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"its may\r\n\r\n_birthday approaches_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5543d4246368724f9c8e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543d36c63687258c4041900#post_5543d36c63687258c4041900\r\nso does deathday","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5543d49d63687258c40d1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543d36c63687258c4041900#post_5543d36c63687258c4041900\r\nWhy is everyone suddenly born in May\r\n\r\nAll my life everyone was born in fcuking March or something","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5543d6b16368727166450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543d49d63687258c40d1b00#post_5543d49d63687258c40d1b00\r\nAtleast you don't share a Birthday with your mom.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5543d6eb63687275ad601a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543d49d63687258c40d1b00#post_5543d49d63687258c40d1b00\r\nAt least you're not born in January. :v","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"5543d7cb636872798b0f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543d49d63687258c40d1b00#post_5543d49d63687258c40d1b00\r\nI guess people just get really horny in August.\r\nAlso my birthday is in may too. Funnily enough its also on the first day of the month.","author":"4fc958fc945b703fa301f910"},{"id":"5543d7f96368727463ab0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543d49d63687258c40d1b00#post_5543d49d63687258c40d1b00\r\nMy birthday's in July.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5543d9466368727208330300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"February master race","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5543d95a6368727208520300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543d49d63687258c40d1b00#post_5543d49d63687258c40d1b00\r\nI'm a November baby.\r\n-But you knew that already-","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"5543da9863687258c4282500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543d95a6368727208520300#post_5543d95a6368727208520300\r\nNovember :|\r\nSo let me guess you pumpkin Pie on your Birthday.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5543dfee63687275ad402900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/powerrangers/images/0/03/Go-Buster_Oh.png/revision/latest?cb=20140217100016!\r\nMegazord: Gobuster-Oh. (Tokumei Sentai Go-busters had a lot of nods to Power rangers for some reason.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5543e21a63687258c4453200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543dfee63687275ad402900#post_5543dfee63687275ad402900\r\nMario RPG:Axem Rangers(nod to Power Rangers) becuz !http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/d/d0/360Wynaut.png/250px-360Wynaut.png!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5543e33f63687258c4093400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543da9863687258c4282500#post_5543da9863687258c4282500\r\nUhh...I don't get it.\r\nMy birthday is on the 13th of November...","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"5543e37563687232caf60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Lemon Whores\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGz9QmirLBE","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5543e38263687250e1270b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543e21a63687258c4453200#post_5543e21a63687258c4453200\r\nIt's weird b