time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/588.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a523e06368726b3c950200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a523306368726a14300200#post_53a523306368726a14300200\r\nThis thread just gets weirder and weirder.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a52434636872684ab30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5239d6368726b3c750200#post_53a5239d6368726b3c750200\r\nProbably not, so as long you mark it as NSFW.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a5246063687269eab80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a52434636872684ab30200#post_53a52434636872684ab30200\r\nI just don't want to get violated with the ban hammer though...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a5248c6368726a73060300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Eye beams!\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77098 ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a524b36368726a36fc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5231b636872682e3e0200#post_53a5231b636872682e3e0200\r\nI hear ya on that, but personally I've always liked the skill of bringing someone off with my hands and mouth. It is... satisfying in a unique way.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5239d6368726b3c750200#post_53a5239d6368726b3c750200\r\nI think it would be. It would pretty much have to be a general discussion topic and I don't think you can make NSFW threads on there.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a524b36368726a14d60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5246063687269eab80200#post_53a5246063687269eab80200\r\nI'm trying to work out if that was some kind of innuendo.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a524e96368726aa6fc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5248c6368726a73060300#post_53a5248c6368726a73060300\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/QFJAZ7e.gif!\r\nPHOTON BEAM!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a525346368726b2b1f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a524e96368726aa6fc0200#post_53a524e96368726aa6fc0200\r\nZetsubō ga omae no gōru da!\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130628214340/kamenrider/images/0/04/(Kamen_Rider_Accel).jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a5279b6368726990720400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"according to this \"online ruler\":http://iruler.net/\r\n\r\ni dont know how to read american rulers, but it says im 4 inches and 1 more mark left before 5 inches. (is that bad)\r\n\r\ndid the dick talk stopped or i came in time?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a5280d63687269eaa50400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5279b6368726990720400#post_53a5279b6368726990720400\r\nUse a real ruler.\r\nAlso be sure to measure your true size along with your perceived size.","author":null},{"id":"53a5282563687267f42f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #ADD0\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5280d63687269eaa50400#post_53a5280d63687269eaa50400\r\n\r\n\r\ni dont have any real rulers and is the middle of the night.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a5284663687268c29f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think I have the longest dick here.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a528b4636872683de40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5284663687268c29f0400#post_53a5284663687268c29f0400\r\n\r\n\"life is a bitch and my cock´s soft\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a529706368726a36630500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a5284663687268c2