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{"topics":[{"id":"554bd69b6368722090810d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Let's just take a second and realize that a bunch of men are on a My Little Pony board arguing about who is best girl in Totally Spies.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554bd69e6368722090840d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd65963687203e66b0900#post_554bd65963687203e66b0900\r\n\r\nHas hit the 32000 mark\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd65e6368724953580300#post_554bd65e6368724953580300\r\n\r\nTough luck, but that's the stock market for you\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd69b6368722090810d00#post_554bd69b6368722090810d00\r\n\r\nI call that everyday shenanigans","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554bd6b063687254b4a20b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd65e6368724953580300#post_554bd65e6368724953580300\r\nYour icon really reminds me of Tatsumaki from One-punch man for some reason.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"554bd6c96368723228d01c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Calling it: Jerry's _not_ actually retired.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554bd7086368722090fa0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd69b6368722090810d00#post_554bd69b6368722090810d00\r\nCARTOONCEPTION!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554bd7206368724953380400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd69b6368722090810d00#post_554bd69b6368722090810d00\r\nThat's normal.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554bd73763687250d9010400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd69e6368722090840d00#post_554bd69e6368722090840d00\r\nBUT NOW I WANT TO GO ALL IN BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS UP AND THERE'S ONLY ONE DAY LEFT IN THIS DAMN CONTEST\r\n\r\nBUT I KNOW THAT IF I DO THAT I WILL MOST LIKELY LOSE EVEN WORSE THAN I ALREADY AM\r\n\r\nBUT IF I DON'T THEN EVERYONE ELSE WILL CONTINUE TO GO UP WITHOUT ME\r\n\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554bd78863687212d5141000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd73763687250d9010400#post_554bd73763687250d9010400\r\n\r\nPut just a percentage of your stocks then\r\n\r\nIf the percentages go as up as you predict they will, it'll still be profitable and if you end up losing, it won't eat your whole investment","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554bd7b063687254b4da0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_*HALY SHIT THE CAR BLEW UP!*_","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554bd7f863687220902c0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd78863687212d5141000#post_554bd78863687212d5141000\r\nBUT I'M NOT GONNA WIN ANYWAYS AND I JUST WANNA FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF GETTING BIG MONEY FOR A DAY\r\n\r\nALL OR NOTHING AT THIS POINT","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554bd8186368722090590f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd7f863687220902c0f00#post_554bd7f863687220902c0f00\r\n\r\nAnd what if you lose everything? You thought about long term?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554bd88363687232285b1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd8186368722090590f00#post_554bd8186368722090