time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/606.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a783c06368727f06bf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7833163687234a2050700#post_53a7833163687234a2050700\r\nNeighbor.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a784fb636872171faa0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a783c06368727f06bf0000#post_53a783c06368727f06bf0000\r\n-damn right- i mean what, are you implying i'm racist? shame on you!\r\n\r\nI should order my cavalry to attack you.\r\n!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/basic_day66.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53a7850d6368720d02c70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7833163687234a2050700#post_53a7833163687234a2050700\r\n\r\n\r\nniggler?\r\n\r\nalso your avatar made me think i was going insane.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a78558636872370a7f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How do you know if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a786066368720baa250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a78558636872370a7f0200#post_53a78558636872370a7f0200\r\n\r\n!http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Xy_L_sXD--/18jf227tr5oj5jpg.jpg!\r\n\r\nwas funny tho.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a786236368721430a20500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://wp.patheos.com/blogs/unreasonablefaith/files/2010/09/WhiteTrash.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53a786ec6368720baa610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"WAKE UP! THE HERO! MOEAGARE!\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl0-dcG2tO0","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a78797636872370a5f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.\r\n\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a7884e636872585ee10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a78797636872370a5f0300#post_53a78797636872370a5f0300\r\nI would think the colostomy bag would be pretty painful. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53a788bb636872310cf40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a784fb636872171faa0600#post_53a784fb636872171faa0600\r\nThe cavalry hath arrived!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a788cd6368727f06730200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a78797636872370a5f0300#post_53a78797636872370a5f0300\r\n\r\njohnny wakes up one morning and walks into his parents bedroom only to find them going at it, dad notices johnny and shots him a grin and a wink.\r\nThe next day, dad comes home from work to find johnny and grandma going at in the living room, dad walks in and screams \"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?\"\r\njohnny looks up at dad and says, \"It's not so funny when it's your mom, huh?\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a78943636872370a200400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The jonestown cult survivor was never good with jokes. He always missed the punchline.\r\n\r\nprobably gonna get banned, but this one is just too funny","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a7939c636872714f440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Someguy111 just loves to stick his fingers in his ears. He still said that the GMO safety studies I cited could be biased because they were industry-funded, when in fact the studies I cited had no funding from the industry at all. If they were, it would be stated in either the \"funding\" or \"conflict of interest\" sections of the papers.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a793eb6368720376050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7939c636872714f44000