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{"topics":[{"id":"556404136368722d07b01400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The only thing I shave is my face","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556404546368721a47f41600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556403906368721a47a91500#post_556403906368721a47a91500\r\nHmmm, I'll have to think about it than.\r\n\r\nCuz I do want to sweat less but at the same time I don't want to be itchy!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5564045a6368722d07111500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Shaving is ghey\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5564046963687275bf0b1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556403df6368727555d61900#post_556403df6368727555d61900\r\nActually, it is a good idea to keep that area cool because the heat could kill the sperm cells needed for reproduction.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"556404756368722ee27f1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556404136368722d07b01400#post_556404136368722d07b01400\r\nI guess you could say you shave your face, Off. (Yes I know that joked sucked, BLEEH) ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556404cf6368723a523c0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556404756368722ee27f1300#post_556404756368722ee27f1300\r\n\"If you ever need to get rid of a few pounds of ugly fat, come talk to me. I'll me happy to cut off your head.\"\r\n\r\nOoooh!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5564054c6368722ee2e11400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564046963687275bf0b1900#post_5564046963687275bf0b1900\r\nWell, I don't know about that sperm killing but OK!\r\nNow, I just need to find this and buy it without rousing suspicion from my mom.\r\nShe can be a bit... hysterical...\r\nAnd I'm more embarrassed.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"556406126368727555621e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564054c6368722ee2e11400#post_5564054c6368722ee2e11400\r\nJust say it's for your facial hair.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"556406e46368722ee2691700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556406126368727555621e00#post_556406126368727555621e00\r\nWell, that may work...\r\n\r\nIf I could grow thick facial hair.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"556407596368724c989f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564054c6368722ee2e11400#post_5564054c6368722ee2e11400\r\nBuy a few huge bad dragon toys first and leave them on your desk\r\n\r\nShe'll be too preoccupied with those to notice anything else","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5564075f63687275554b2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556406e46368722ee2691700#post_556406e46368722ee2691700\r\n\"It's for the dog. mom.\"","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"556407786368723a52201100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">open link to terrifying furry pornography \r\n>someone comes in your room\r\n!http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab259/potatosoup/igaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa_zpsufwj62jy.png!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556407a66368724c98dd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Huh. Apparently the comic Lucifer, a spin off of the excellent Sandman comic (read it!) Is getting a TV adaption...as a police procedural.\r\n\r\n\r\nAaaaalrighty then. Awkward choice.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"556407fd63687243fe8f1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556407786368723a52201100#post_556407786368723a52201100\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]>open link to terrifying furry pornograph