time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6498.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556885c663687220009a2e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I feel so sad that I can't play Splatoon...\r\nGames here are expensive...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"556887846368726836280b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Eh I don't think phone repair is right for me","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"556888ee6368722000e73400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Splatoon is alright, but let's not kid ourselves here, we all know the reason why we bought Splatoon in the first place... [spoiler]*cough* Squid lolis *cough*[/spoiler]","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"55688a1f63687275694a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556888ee6368722000e73400#post_556888ee6368722000e73400\r\nI think I remember a post where someone went into gamestop and literally called the game \"Squid lolis\" by accident and made an ass of himself.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55688aa76368727569cf0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55688a1f63687275694a0800#post_55688a1f63687275694a0800\r\nYeh.\r\n\r\n^~#LegalizeLoli2015~^","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"55688e716368722000ae3f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Break time\r\nRest of day will be setting up scaffolding \r\nShouldn't be a long day\r\nThen picking up Splatoon \r\nThen watch Mad Max tonight ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55688e876368725ec6a65000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556888ee6368722000e73400#post_556888ee6368722000e73400\r\nYou did","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55688f0f6368725ec6de5100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55688e876368725ec6a65000#post_55688e876368725ec6a65000\r\nOf course I did, what other reason do I need?","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"556898556368722027412800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556888ee6368722000e73400#post_556888ee6368722000e73400\r\nI'm pretty sure I know why *I* want Splatoon.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55689b74636872176b301300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"New Murata OPM chapter is apparently entirely new material.\r\n\r\nAlso, This is the last day of me being 17.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55689c74636872176b601400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55689b74636872176b301300#post_55689b74636872176b301300\r\nhave fun being an old man","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5568aaee6368721ddef20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I got three little words for all of you.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]*GET INKED SON!*[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5568ae466368720295860800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568aaee6368721ddef20200#post_5568aaee6368721ddef20200\r\nI cannae! I have no access to my wii u this weekend","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5568af456368721dde850700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/752a2621207fae155ceff4120368a8ec/tumblr_np48lnnLtm1s2kojso1_500.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5568afab6368726836c64d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568ae466368720295860800#post_5568ae466368720295860800\r\nWhen will you have access?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5568b27f63687202957b1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My mom is blasting \"All About that Bass\" at this deafening volume that is inescapable in any room or through any headphones. She's fifty.\r\n\r\nHelp me.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5568b2a26368721bb99e0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d