time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6552.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556bd1456368720f53490d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556bd06263687201e6720500#post_556bd06263687201e6720500\r\nI'd be either second to go or second to last","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"556bd17963687201e6450700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556bd06263687201e6720500#post_556bd06263687201e6720500\r\nYou know the old saying; you don't have outrun a tiger, you just have to outrun the guy behind you.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"556bd17a636872144f7e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556bd0cb6368720755670d00#post_556bd0cb6368720755670d00\r\n\r\nPretty sure it would go backwards, unless it's a horror comedy, then everyone uses him as shield. Then you seduce the monster/killer and both run into the horizon.\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556bd1456368720f53490d00#post_556bd1456368720f53490d00\r\n\r\nI'm mexican so that means when I'm gone, you follow.\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556bd17963687201e6450700#post_556bd17963687201e6450700\r\n\r\n[spoiler]You're the killer all along[/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"556bd22963687201e6930800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"This is why you should never let yourself be distracted by your phone when you're in snake country\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rojpf_8nMZU","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"556bd25b63687208103e1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Excel saga apparently has jokes in the subbed version with the punchline being in the dub. (And vice versa)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"556bd2cf6368720755151100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Jurassic world confirmed to have Dino hugging\r\n!http://41.media.tumblr.com/ec5be53da96b0719a5a9fa77c2d5ca8d/tumblr_np5atfQMkn1tqx54oo1_1280.jpg!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"556bd2ff6368720f53461000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556bd0cb6368720755670d00#post_556bd0cb6368720755670d00\r\n!http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8vN1H5ZGhzc/UP8G0JebZjI/AAAAAAAAGuI/i_Uk3Db4Olo/s1600/asian-crying.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556bd31f63687265af1f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556bd2cf6368720755151100#post_556bd2cf6368720755151100\r\n\r\nYee","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"556bd32163687201e63d0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556bd17a636872144f7e0600#post_556bd17a636872144f7e0600\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556bd17963687201e6450700#post_556bd17963687201e6450700\r\n\r\nYou're the killer all along[/bq]\r\nNah; it'd be more along the lines of everyone from derpibooru have watched too many horror movies and everyone thinks I'm a killer cause of horror movie stereotypes when in reality everyone's accidentally killing themselves trying to get me and I'm just helping the \"damsel\" in distress after she gets a concussion; like Tucker & Dale vs evil:\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb97gbI2xQ1ri6l8lo1_500.gif!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/7CZG5g3.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"556bd38563687265afd80500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556bd32163687201e63d0a00#post_556bd32163687201e63d0a00\r\n\r\nRommel you magnificent bastard.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"556bd3a66368720810c31900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556bd31f63687265af1f0500#post_556bd31f63687265af1f0500\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/rD8FyKB.png!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"556bd43e6368720f53d41200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://upload.wikimedia.org/