time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6793.json

{"topics":[{"id":"557926116368725254000093","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557925b36368724bbb00070a#post_557925b36368724bbb00070a\r\n\r\nHis theme song is Stupify","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5579261c636872610800515e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm hungry...\r\n","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"557926896368720647001040","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5579261c636872610800515e#post_5579261c636872610800515e\r\nDon't eat brains","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5579274c6368724bbb0009db","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I probably have the creepiest girlfie in the world.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55792788636872064700128f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5579274c6368724bbb0009db#post_5579274c6368724bbb0009db\r\n\r\nShe's staring at you from the outside of the house?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"557927fd63687252540002e8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55792788636872064700128f#post_55792788636872064700128f\r\nShe says odd things all the time. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"557928426368720647001438","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557927fd63687252540002e8#post_557927fd63687252540002e8\r\n\r\nUnless some or them involve some sort of basement imprisonment or the like, you'll be fine","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5579284d636872064700144d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5579274c6368724bbb0009db#post_5579274c6368724bbb0009db\r\nO rly?\r\nI want her to meet the overly attached Gf\r\n!https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2306092973/g16iinme3zy1u1gtsgpt.jpeg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5579291363687217f0000135","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5579284d636872064700144d#post_5579284d636872064700144d\r\nWhile she's not that level of creepiness, she says very ominous things.\r\n\"You know? You're a very deep sleeper. I can tell.\"\r\n\r\nI don't even know what to say about this.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"557929146368724ceb000560","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5579274c6368724bbb0009db#post_5579274c6368724bbb0009db\r\nIs she yandere in anyway?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5579293d6368727120000357","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5579291363687217f0000135#post_5579291363687217f0000135\r\nThat's one interesting lovelife. ","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"557929506368724ad40006e3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557929146368724ceb000560#post_557929146368724ceb000560\r\nNah, she's harmless. Least I think she is. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5579295d6368727120000386","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5579291363687217f0000135#post_5579291363687217f0000135\r\n\r\nShe just watches you in your sleep, people do that all the time.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"557929d16368724ad40007cc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5579291363687217f0000135#post_5579291363687217f0000135\r\nJust a curious question.\r\nWho is dominant? You or she?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55792a0a6368724ad4000839","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Speaking of whom, I need to leave for now. See you later, lads.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55792a3e636872064700184c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd2