time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6865.json

{"topics":[{"id":"557dda7d63687269bf000fb7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/2/22021/1017341-ryu_sakura_textmessaging.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"557dda8863687266ce000332","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fix.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"557ddaa963687221fd0007f5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ok...\r\n\r\nFor all the people who already watched Jurassic World.\r\n\r\nYou guys realized that Claire was running in heels all the fucking time?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"557ddaed6368725080000564","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ddaa963687221fd0007f5#post_557ddaa963687221fd0007f5\r\nYou're point? Heels may be tough to run in but it isn't unheard of.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557ddaf963687224010007c9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557dda7d63687269bf000fb7#post_557dda7d63687269bf000fb7\r\nAwwww! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"557ddb2b63687248330005ed","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ddaed6368725080000564#post_557ddaed6368725080000564\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ddaa963687221fd0007f5#post_557ddaa963687221fd0007f5\r\nRunning in heels should be part of the fucking Olympics.\r\n\r\nSeriously how do people do it? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"557ddb766368726bb4000443","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ddb2b63687248330005ed#post_557ddb2b63687248330005ed\r\nRUNNING IN HEELS is not a big deal.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"557ddbb063687224010008cc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557dd7076368722276000191#post_557dd7076368722276000191\r\n[bq=\"igotnopicks\"]\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557dc4ce63687242890029e3#post_557dc4ce63687242890029e3\r\nDon't you mean Sploon time.[/bq]\r\nNo","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"557ddbf56368725a6b000635","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dropped off car for tire rotation \r\nGoing to mall to wait ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"557ddcb86368722401000a60","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ddaa963687221fd0007f5#post_557ddaa963687221fd0007f5\r\nI was kinda expecting Owen to snap the heels  off at some point and say something along the lines of \"you're gonna break your freaking ankle\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"557ddd1263687251b60001e3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ddaed6368725080000564#post_557ddaed6368725080000564\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ddaa963687221fd0007f5#post_557ddaa963687221fd0007f5\r\nYou're point? Heels may be tough to run in but it isn't unheard of.[/bq]\r\nDo prefer to use heels in the middle of a jungle?\r\nDo you prefer to use heels while running for your life?\r\nDo you prefer to use heels while big ass trex is chasing you?\r\nMy point is: That was absurd. And like Owen said: \"You will survive two minutes with those heels out there\"\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"557ddda063687269bf0014f0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ddbb063687224010008cc#post_557ddbb063687224010008cc\r\n!http://orig07.deviantart.net/18c8/f/2015/151/8/7/wanna_spl_oon__by_megablur-d8vk56y.png!\r\n","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"557dde3c63687266ce00088a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ddcb86368722401000a60#post_557ddcb86368722401000a60\r\nApparently, a woman in heels is more faster t