time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6933.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55835ff06368722c76000ed0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55835aff6368720429000a19#post_55835aff6368720429000a19\r\nSpeaking of reproduction; for the first time in years the birth rate in the usa increased by 1%.  The reason for the increase was 35+ year olds.\r\n\r\nTeens to 35 year olds continue to decline though.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"558363be636872752c00043b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/e00c5f4fe09238523bc5b56379410113/tumblr_nq5ykz6alV1t0exvpo1_540.png!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558363e06368725724000787","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55835bc46368722c760007bb#post_55835bc46368722c760007bb\r\n-destiny sucks- I am really looking forward to Black Ops III, Star Fox Zero and Fallout.","author":"4fde426c945b700a970029ac"},{"id":"558363e563687259a0000654","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558363be636872752c00043b#post_558363be636872752c00043b\r\ninb4 blissey","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5583640a63687257240007c3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@XxMobianEquinexX\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558363e06368725724000787#post_558363e06368725724000787\r\n_~Have you actually played it~_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5583640c63687271c6000d78","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Apparently the playing cards used in the Sentai show JAKQ Blitzkrieg were made by Nintendo. (Before they were in the video game business)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"558364526368722c760017cf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5583640a63687257240007c3#post_5583640a63687257240007c3\r\nI have, I was being sarcastic and making fun of the hivemind of people that call suck when something fails to live up to their hype.\r\n\r\nEDIT: I really gotta dig out my PS3 buy that DLC.","author":"4fde426c945b700a970029ac"},{"id":"558364a863687257240008d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"when you almost read a spoiler but you can scroll away just in time\":https://twitter.com/megabsoI/status/556151391266541568","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"558365826368722c76001a52","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@XxMobianEquinexX\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558364526368722c760017cf#post_558364526368722c760017cf\r\n>that DLC\r\nYou do know there are 2 DLC? Or did you buy the first one?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"558366886368725664000404","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wish I could turn off my opinions for like a day or so\r\n\r\nThey just end up making me feel shitty for one reason or another ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558367f06368722a06002135","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Do you know what the proper emergency treatment is for an open wound on a tarantula?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5583687e6368722c760020d6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558367f06368722a06002135#post_558367f06368722a06002135\r\nSpaghetti and meatballs ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558368c3636872579300054f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5583687e6368722c760020d6#post_5583687e6368722c760020d6\r\nThe correct answer is Super Glue.\r\n\r\nYou need to apply super glue to the wound and let it dry. That'll stop the bleeding.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558369236368722a060023c9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558368c3636872579300054f#post_558368c3636872579300054f\r\nHow does that even work.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"558369826368722c760022ff","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":