time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7284.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5598af1c6368725e8e0005d5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ae7a6368727a8000025d#post_5598ae7a6368727a8000025d\r\nWe usually do it in her bed because mine squeaks a lot.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598afa363687201410009a6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598aeb86368726478000990#post_5598aeb86368726478000990\r\n\r\nHe plays music for the player. He talks like a hippie; he's against the man.\r\n\r\nThat's literally all he is. Seriously. \r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598af1c6368725e8e0005d5#post_5598af1c6368725e8e0005d5\r\n\r\nSqueaking is fun if nobody is home. Not sure if it's wrong for me to be turned on by bed squeaking, but I'm sure I have bigger problems. Like being turned on by eyebrow fucking.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598afbd6368725fd8000646","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"abcdeFghijklmnopqrstUvwxyz","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5598afed6368727a800003af","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598afbd6368725fd8000646#post_5598afbd6368725fd8000646\r\n\r\nAnyone want to crack the code?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598aff26368727a800003b1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598afa363687201410009a6#post_5598afa363687201410009a6\r\nYou also said he is Hispanic. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598affa636872556500104b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598afbd6368725fd8000646#post_5598afbd6368725fd8000646\r\nThe alphabet.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598b05e63687269ba0005ba","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598afed6368727a800003af#post_5598afed6368727a800003af\r\nHold on I'll try and translate.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598afbd6368725fd8000646#post_5598afbd6368725fd8000646\r\nSomethingsomethingBoredsomethingsomething:|somethingsomething\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5598b0646368720141000a8d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598aff26368727a800003b1#post_5598aff26368727a800003b1\r\n\r\nHe is. Muy bien.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598b06d6368725fd8000710","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598affa636872556500104b#post_5598affa636872556500104b\r\n[bq=\"Virgil Stormblade\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598afbd6368725fd8000646#post_5598afbd6368725fd8000646\r\nThe alphabet.[/bq]\r\n...","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5598b0b363687269ba00062a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b06d6368725fd8000710#post_5598b06d6368725fd8000710\r\nIt is the alphabet, isn't it?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598b10263687255650011d6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b0646368720141000a8d#post_5598b0646368720141000a8d\r\nViva la Revolucion\r\n\r\nAlso, I have to eat lunch now.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598b10763687255650011dc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/BAJlKPS.png?1!\r\n\r\nthanks chrome, those are exactly the questions a man would ask\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598afa363687201410009a6#post_5598afa363687201410009a6\r\noh so hes a bad boy huh\r\n\r\nand i wouldnt say theres anything inherently wrong with wanting to feel his bristles move across your intimacy, slowly tantalizing your senses with his thick brush pushing back ever so lightly","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598b1b163687