time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7293.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5598cefa63687250a000219e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cee06368721d300001a1#post_5598cee06368721d300001a1\r\nOne of the few","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598cf046368726a41000c4a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ceca6368725060002f5d#post_5598ceca6368725060002f5d\r\nNope, there's me","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5598cf1863687250a00021d8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ceca6368725060002f5d#post_5598ceca6368725060002f5d\r\nprobably\r\n\r\ni mean i like drawn pics of extremely feminine dudes but im about 90% sure i couldnt stomach one in bed with me","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598cf1d63687228a40004f4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ceca6368725060002f5d#post_5598ceca6368725060002f5d\r\nNo, I am also. \r\n\r\nOne thing though [spoiler]My girlfriend is my second cousin[/spoiler]","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598cf2e6368720ef9000ad1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cee66368720ef9000a61#post_5598cee66368720ef9000a61\r\nHow the hell did I not remember this.\r\nI need to watch that again.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5598cf41636872249000063f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A lot of the original Rita Repulsa's evil plans involved trying to kill children.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5598cf5a63687250a0002232","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cf1d63687228a40004f4#post_5598cf1d63687228a40004f4\r\nEwwwww. You're dating your cousin?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598cf5a6368722490000659","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cf2e6368720ef9000ad1#post_5598cf2e6368720ef9000ad1\r\nEvil Dead?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598cf6263687250a000223f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ced663687228a40004aa#post_5598ced663687228a40004aa\r\nshiet man that dang ol damn diddly buddy going [==*airplane noises*==] right on down to the seaway tell you what man","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598cf7263687228a4000558","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"lol this site has no spam filter\r\n\r\nwait that didnt work\r\n\r\ndang OL diddly, mane","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598cf7663687250a000225a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cf5a63687250a0002232#post_5598cf5a63687250a0002232\r\nThe genes are far enough, pal.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598cf9e63687224900006b8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cf7663687250a000225a#post_5598cf7663687250a000225a\r\nI guess that's good.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598cfd563687258770000b9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cf5a6368722490000659#post_5598cf5a6368722490000659\r\nArmy of Darkness.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5598cfdc63687258770000bf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cf1d63687228a40004f4#post_5598cf1d63687228a40004f4\r\n\r\nMeh, second cousin doesn't really count. That's too far apart in the gene pool.\r\n\r\nIf it were your cousin, that would be different.\r\n\r\n...are second cousins really even a thing?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598d01f6368720ef9000c23","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and if it were your sister, well, c'mon, this is america and i have freedo