time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7438.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559f26e463687279d2000c12","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*throws away the others*\r\nI'll take one Lamia bride please\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/cf2b9a29ced0b18fc4ac7d54cb3c04c7/tumblr_nr4nmcTnmt1uzwbyjo7_1280.jpg!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"559f26ea636872275500018b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm now thinking about slime girls [spoiler]inserting into vaginas and buttholes and expanding and writhing[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"559f26f263687279d2000c21","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Incidentally, \"Slime Girls is also the name of a really awesome music group and you should listen to them right now.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvfeL9vbfd4","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559f26f36368727476000372","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559f25ab6368720d500000e5#post_559f25ab6368720d500000e5\r\n...what is that last panel from?\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559f253e6368727b7400057f#post_559f253e6368727b7400057f\r\n\r\nPerfect waifu. Perfect life form. Total milf. Victory is assured.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559f253a6368720d50000062#post_559f253a6368720d50000062\r\n...is that flash Sentry?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"559f26f863687272a10017fd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/char_116422.jpg!\r\nThis clearly proves that this Mangaka is successful by appealing to the lowest common denominator!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"559f26f963687218c5000219","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559f26846368720d500001f0#post_559f26846368720d500001f0\r\nShe did not grow on me.\r\nTry again, knave","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"559f272963687227550001c5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559f253363687272a1001540#post_559f253363687272a1001540\r\nSmoking hot.\r\n\r\nToo bad they can't get in the same room without fighting.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"559f272a63687279d2000c74","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WTF with this thread?\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I only watched the first 6 chapters of Monster Musume[/spoiler] ","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"559f274563687227550001eb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559f26f36368727476000372#post_559f26f36368727476000372\r\nTil a chick with a power loader or a predator come along ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"559f276c63687274760003ef","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559f272a63687279d2000c74#post_559f272a63687279d2000c74\r\n\r\nRemember when I said this would be the Fetish thread 2.0?\r\n\r\nSomeone better pick up that phones. Because I fffffffffkn called it!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559f277363687218c50002ae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/939/189/d8b.jpg!\r\n\r\nBeautiful, cultured horse waifu.\r\n\r\n!http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/Considering+the+lack+of+plot+i+don+t+have+much+confidence+_174f58e01a963b0e46184aca39f8770c.png!\r\n\r\nThen again, rape-oriented pet wife.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559f278663687218c50002c7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559f26e463687279d2000c12#post_559f26e463687279d2000c12\r\nIf I were to choose a bride from them, I would choose the mermaid.\r\nBecause compared to the rest of them, she's actually pretty normal.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Also, if I'm stuck on a stranded island and is forced to semi-cannibalism, I'd eat the harpy first.[/spoiler]","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559f