time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7559.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a31b5f636872497e0002af","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31acb63687234170007ba#post_55a31acb63687234170007ba\r\nWell, I'm not positive she actually _likes_ it.\r\nBut she mentioned it quite a bit during class.","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a31b776368724ad7001ed1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31b3f6368724ad7001e58#post_55a31b3f6368724ad7001e58\r\n\r\nWrong, you're a horny _flying_ magical horse.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a31b956368724ad7001f12","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31b3f6368724ad7001e58#post_55a31b3f6368724ad7001e58\r\nYou can't possibly be the only horny magic horse.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55a31ba463687270fd000663","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Who the fuck came up with Tonde Burin?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55a31beb636872701a000224","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31ba463687270fd000663#post_55a31ba463687270fd000663\r\nThe Japanese, duh.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a31c00636872497e000392","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31aa763687276fa000054#post_55a31aa763687276fa000054\r\nFOOL","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a31c2263687232fb000032","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31ba463687270fd000663#post_55a31ba463687270fd000663\r\nTonde what?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a31c4763687232fb00005f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31c00636872497e000392#post_55a31c00636872497e000392\r\n\r\nPretty sure the lamias  got you dude, you're just on denial","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a31c656368726fd500079d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Today's randomly generated scenario...!\r\n\r\nA man's empty wallet was given life after the Titanic sank into the ocean, starting the global tectonic rifts that created earthquakes, which in turn came out a fish with legs that had lived underground for centuries and invaded every country except China and now, the wallet must venture off into the Sunset to find the mystical Dildo of Mahogany in order to vanquish the evil fish with legs from resurrecting their lord, Applejack.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55a31c876368726fd50007e2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31c2263687232fb000032#post_55a31c2263687232fb000032\r\nTonde Burin. A magical girl show where the main character turns into a superhero pig.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a31c9663687232fb0000c4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31c2263687232fb000032#post_55a31c2263687232fb000032\r\nTonde Burin.\r\n\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mxwesdJu5C1sec1heo1_1387195358_cover.jpg!\r\nIt's a magical girl show where the heroine becomes a superhero pig instead.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55a31cb66368723417000aed","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31c4763687232fb00005f#post_55a31c4763687232fb00005f\r\nIf this were in real life\r\nI'd ignore them for the hell if it\r\nAin't no snek lady gettin me","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a31cbd6368721f3a0010a2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The pig goes \"oink.\"\r\nThe cow goes \"moo.\"\r\nThe horse goes \"neigh\"\r\nThe dog goes \"Ed....ward\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a31cea63687232fb00012b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31cbd6368721f3a0010a2#post_55a31c