time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7846.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55af02f863687243240019a9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af0253636872535b0028c7#post_55af0253636872535b0028c7\r\nHey, I was born in the 90s and I'm not old.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55af03036368724d3300215f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hymen years","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55af030f6368724d33002176","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af02f863687243240019a9#post_55af02f863687243240019a9\r\n\r\nWhatever old timer","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55af032563687243240019f0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af02eb63687279ac001e17#post_55af02eb63687279ac001e17\r\n\r\nLamias age at the same rate don't they?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55af034e6368727c1000060d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm a lieutenant at age 18. And I'm still 18.\r\n\r\nI work fast.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55af03c56368723ac200007d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af032563687243240019f0#post_55af032563687243240019f0\r\nHell if I know?\r\nI'm not a lamia","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55af03f66368724324001b41","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af030f6368724d33002176#post_55af030f6368724d33002176\r\nI'm 18!","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55af03f76368724770000028","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"+I'm back, so here's the report (a bit late on this since I went out to dinner afterwards):+\r\n\r\n_The interview at the fancy college theatre actually went really well. From the look of things, I may have a strong chance of getting the job, so I feel really confident in myself and how well I did._\r\n\r\n_Considering the competition, they're currently looking to hire about 10-20 people out of more than double that amount of people being interviewed this week. I should get some sort of confirmation email around the end of the month, saying that I'm hired or not, and some important stuff too._\r\n\r\n...\r\nAnd now, I shall relax, and play the waiting game:\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/72c27b4f5d76af72f528faadb7ee3e0a/tumblr_inline_n955mzq4dU1qk0tz9.gif!\r\n~-My real mood is much more upbeat and optimistic that the gif above implies-~","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"55af03f7636872176c0027b7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af03c56368723ac200007d#post_55af03c56368723ac200007d\r\n\r\nYou're one of their slaves, don't you know this stuff?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55af04066368723ac20000d4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm 22 in a month, is that old?","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55af0410636872217000163f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!https://40.media.tumblr.com/fc0daccfdef98c3507d4d1f64a944ecd/tumblr_inline_nrvbcphfoK1qhywlr_540.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55af04146368722170001643","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af03f76368724770000028#post_55af03f76368724770000028\r\nHey, check out my new avatar!","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55af04576368723ac2000132","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af03f7636872176c0027b7#post_55af03f7636872176c0027b7\r\nYou fool!\r\nI'm not a slave!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55af0478636872535b002d20","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af04066368723ac20000d4#post_55af04066368723ac20000d4\r\nOld for young adult standards. And for Shonen standards.\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55af0410636872217000163f#post_5