time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/861.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c8bb2b63687203a5c60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8bab46368720159eb0000#post_53c8bab46368720159eb0000\r\nTo hell with Hitchcock, THAT is scary. I remember when a cow almost broke my brothers legs in my granpa's ranch, aince then I try not to het too close.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"53c8bb87636872024dc40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8bb2b63687203a5c60000#post_53c8bb2b63687203a5c60000\r\nI always thought cows were cute.\r\n[spoiler]And delicious[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c8bb8e63687201593f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8bab46368720159eb0000#post_53c8bab46368720159eb0000\r\nI like birds. Swans and geese are assholes though.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53c8bbd66368727fd20d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8bb8e63687201593f0100#post_53c8bb8e63687201593f0100\r\nI hate ALL avians.\r\nExcept penguins. And peacocks/peahens.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c8bbf963687203f7250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8bb8e63687201593f0100#post_53c8bb8e63687201593f0100\r\nYou wont believe me but when I was a kid and my father took me to a lake one of those bastards took my lollipop right from my hand with its peak. Damned bird.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"53c8bc1e63687203c72a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8bb87636872024dc40000#post_53c8bb87636872024dc40000\r\nThey are, when they dont run at you.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"53c8bcf363687203c78f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8bbf963687203f7250100#post_53c8bbf963687203f7250100\r\nI once saw a swan straight up murder a duckling. Also i recall reading that they destroy any nests of other birds they find on their territory.\r\nBloody terrorists.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53c8bf01636872019a9d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8bcf363687203c78f0100#post_53c8bcf363687203c78f0100\r\nAnd. I thought rats were bad.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"53c8bfaa636872024d950200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Since we're talking about animals.\":http://www.cracked.com/article_19038_the-7-most-stupidly-overpowered-hunting-weapons.html (In case you forgot about it)","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53c8c05e63687203a5760300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8bfaa636872024d950200#post_53c8bfaa636872024d950200\r\nHunting. Kind of pointless this days in which we have massive farms dedicated solely to feed us.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"53c8c0aa636872019ab10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8c05e63687203a5760300#post_53c8c05e63687203a5760300\r\nSome do it for fun. I'm not one of them.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53c8c0e163687201d30e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8c05e63687203a5760300#post_53c8c05e63687203a5760300\r\nDo you know how hard it is to find and purchase good venison where I live? Sometimes you just gotta shoot it in the face yourself.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c8c1976368720345b60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8c0aa636872019ab10300#post_53c8c0aa636872019ab10300\r\nSame here.\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c8c0e163687201d30e0400#post_53c8c0e163687201d30e0400\r\nTo be honest I never ever pictured yo