time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1211.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53eede9663687226e4540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eede1463687214f3e60000#post_53eede1463687214f3e60000\r\nNot all of us live in the Philippines. It's 9:30 here in the West coast. ","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"53eedeb26368727229050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eede5f6368722e38580100#post_53eede5f6368722e38580100\r\nHey! I can call you \"My boyfriend that lives in Canada!\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eedf0e63687213dadb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eedeb26368727229050000#post_53eedeb26368727229050000\r\n\r\nI get it!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53eedf21636872433c610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eede9663687226e4540000#post_53eede9663687226e4540000\r\nI never said that. \r\n\r\nOf America right?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53eedf7363687279fcdc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eedeb26368727229050000#post_53eedeb26368727229050000\r\n\"no i totally have a boyfriend!\"\r\n\"where's he live?\"\r\n\"C-Candada\"\r\n<_< >_>","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eedfe563687279ba580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eedeb26368727229050000#post_53eedeb26368727229050000\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eedf7363687279fcdc0000#post_53eedf7363687279fcdc0000\r\nThat's cute. You guys still believe in Canada.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53eee01e6368723f9a6b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eedfe563687279ba580100#post_53eedfe563687279ba580100\r\nHa! Next you'll tell me Santa and the Tooth Fairy aren't real.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eee03d63687266edae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eedfe563687279ba580100#post_53eedfe563687279ba580100\r\n\r\nIt's above Murrika. Where do you think Mapple Syrup and Moose comes from?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53eee0e36368722e38af0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee01e6368723f9a6b0000#post_53eee01e6368723f9a6b0000\r\nHate to break it to you but the tooth fairy and Santa are the same thing, a drugged up pack of CIA bears.\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee03d63687266edae0000#post_53eee03d63687266edae0000\r\nJesus obviously. Don't you even read your Bible?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53eee0e863687214a98f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee03d63687266edae0000#post_53eee03d63687266edae0000\r\nI think it comes from Mexico","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"53eee14f63687215bb8c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee0e36368722e38af0100#post_53eee0e36368722e38af0100\r\nSo that's who I punched out on Christmas?\r\nShit. Now I feel bad.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eee17b6368725aea200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee03d63687266edae0000#post_53eee03d63687266edae0000\r\nI thought they just shot up out of the ground in giant geysers. Seems like it would be kind of messy though...","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53eee1c1636872488fe90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee14f63687215bb8c0100#post_53eee14f63687215bb8c0100\r\nWe all punch lots of people on Christmas! Its part of the season after all! Why last year I choked out a nun! Oh how we laughed!