time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1380.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5401247a63687206b26b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"dissapointing it wasn't called Taken, Again","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5401248763687201718e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540124456368724312100100#post_540124456368724312100100\r\nLa Li Lu Le Lo\r\nLa Li Lu Le Lo","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540125186368720708750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401248763687201718e0000#post_5401248763687201718e0000\r\n\r\nA B C D\r\nA B C D\r\nA B C D","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54012547636872789ed50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/M60GPMG.jpeg!\r\nHonestly, who here would want one? Just curious.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"540125646368722a1c7e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54012547636872789ed50000#post_54012547636872789ed50000\r\ni prefer bladed weapons","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5401256a6368720238ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54012547636872789ed50000#post_54012547636872789ed50000\r\nI've shot one. It was fun.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"540125956368722a7a1a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54012547636872789ed50000#post_54012547636872789ed50000\r\n\r\nI kinda need the specs.\r\n\r\nThat looks difficult to clean and maintain","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5401260a63687241a3390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54012547636872789ed50000#post_54012547636872789ed50000\r\nI'll stick with a pocket knife.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5401265e6368723f2b7b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401260a63687241a3390100#post_5401260a63687241a3390100\r\ni'll just stick to carrying around a katana","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5401267563687206c3330100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh happy fucking day.\r\nMy mom just texted me and told me that one of her dogs is in heat this weekend.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5401269f6368723f2b8f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401267563687206c3330100#post_5401267563687206c3330100\r\nruh roh","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540126a16368726eb1270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401265e6368723f2b7b0100#post_5401265e6368723f2b7b0100\r\nOohhh I'd love to see your _sword_","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540126e863687260cf570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540126a16368726eb1270000#post_540126a16368726eb1270000\r\noh i bet you would~\r\n[spoiler]i wish i actually had a katana[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5401270a6368722323940100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401267563687206c3330100#post_5401267563687206c3330100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]Oh happy fucking day.\r\nMy mom just texted me and told me that one of her dogs is in heat this weekend.[/bq]\r\n\r\nSo they get the fun and you don't. Welcome to how parenthood will be Squiggy","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5401273463687247cf980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401270a6368722323940100#post_5401270a6368722323940100\r\nWell there go my plans of getting laid.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540127786368720e3f0c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-w