time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4144.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54e791df6368727e94350400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e7919f63687244d3ef5000#post_54e7919f63687244d3ef5000\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]*\"When I Die, Vacuum pack my dick and jack it off over the great canyon in memory of me\"* [/bq]\r\n*\"Number1Pegasus, 2015\"*","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54e7920a6368725b53041700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/917/338/604.png!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54e7921b6368725b53141700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I legitimately want a viking funeral when I die","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e792566368727e94840400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e7919f63687244d3ef5000#post_54e7919f63687244d3ef5000\r\nPlease, I would never do something so obscene. I would just ask that my dick be turned into a mold for dildos so that many generations could enjoy it,\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e791a363687234ada13900#post_54e791a363687234ada13900\r\nNot if you cook it right.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e7925f6368721db9460b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e791df6368727e94350400#post_54e791df6368727e94350400\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/avatars/W1siZiIsIjIwMTUvMDEvMDcvMDNfMjFfMjNfNDM3X0FtYWdpX0JyaWxsaWFudF9QYXJrX0hhcHB5X0RyYWdvbi5qcGciXSxbInAiLCJ0aHVtYiIsIjEyNXgxMjUjIl1d.jpg!\r\n*1998/2015*\r\n\r\n*\"Why is it so hard to stop Jacking off?\"*\r\n\r\nOh man this is great! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e7929b6368727eed8b0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e792566368727e94840400#post_54e792566368727e94840400\r\nThe Squiggy don't stop the fuck until the last bone in his body is gone! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e7929d63687204fbca1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e792566368727e94840400#post_54e792566368727e94840400\r\nMy own personal gold plated Squiggy cock","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e792c0636872176fb82a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have the best Idea for a thread now. \r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e792cc6368721679490500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e7929b6368727eed8b0d00#post_54e7929b6368727eed8b0d00\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e7929d63687204fbca1b00#post_54e7929d63687204fbca1b00\r\n\r\n\"HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY A THING!\":http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/dildo-sex-toys/clone-a-willy/sp-clone-a-willy-kit-7805.aspx","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e792f963687234addf3900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e792cc6368721679490500#post_54e792cc6368721679490500\r\nShould we trade dicks?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e79326636872245b071700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e792f963687234addf3900#post_54e792f963687234addf3900\r\nHmmmmmm...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e793396368727a02461c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e792cc6368721679490500#post_54e792cc6368721679490500\r\n!http://www.moviefancentral.com/images/pictures/review39414/oh-my-god.gif?1332037440!\r\nWHAT THE SHIT! *WHAT THE SHIT!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e795886368725f83263700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How I feel whenever this thread goes off on these kinds of tangents\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/pVG8rFO.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54e796366368726f9cb10d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"