time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5111.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551e2a3e6368724def260200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"RAMIREZ, TAKE DOWN THAT ATTACK HELICOPTER WITH YOUR GUN\r\n\r\n[spoiler]BY THROWING IT[/spoiler]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"551e2a5b6368724b50163000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551e2a136368724a8dec3f00#post_551e2a136368724a8dec3f00\r\n[bq=\"Gizoid101\"]\"@Background Pony #8391\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551e22576368724bedf31a00#post_551e22576368724bedf31a00\r\n\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551e23896368724ad6b02e00#post_551e23896368724ad6b02e00\r\n@WHO WAS THAT MEATBAG?@\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551e29e46368724bedcb2500#post_551e29e46368724bedcb2500\r\n!http://36.media.tumblr.com/1f136201ca5456de8a07bb3a41413c52/tumblr_nakdstmyMR1qh3q3jo1_1280.jpg![/bq]\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"551e2b1d6368724d0f3a0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551e2a5b6368724b50163000#post_551e2a5b6368724b50163000\r\nthe smart guy i talked about in my story\r\n\r\ni don't like saying stuff behind people's backs, so i asked him if the story was right","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551e2bd86368724d4f040900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551e2b1d6368724d0f3a0f00#post_551e2b1d6368724d0f3a0f00\r\n@SO, I GUESS YOU STILL GO TO THAT SITE@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"551e2c346368724b50713300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A horse walked into a bar, [spoiler]Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nWhy does Micheal J fox make the best milkshakes? [spoiler]Because he uses the finest ingredients.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nWhat do you call a black man on the moon? [spoiler]An Astronaut.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nWhat's red and smells like blue paint? [spoiler]Red paint.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nI still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. [spoiler]\"Hey? How far do you think I can kick this bucket?\"[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nA man walks into a bar, [spoiler]His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nWhat's green and has wheels? [spoiler]Grass. I lied about the wheels.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nWhat do a duck and a bicycle have in common? [spoiler]They both have handlebars, Except for the duck.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nWhy couldn't the dinosaur break through the brick wall? [spoiler]I don't know that's why I'm asking you![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nWhy did the old lady put rainbow roller skates on her walker? [spoiler]She has dementia.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nWhy isn't Helen keller a good driver? [spoiler]She's dead.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"551e2c4b6368724bed712900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551e2bd86368724d4f040900#post_551e2bd86368724d4f040900\r\nnah i just have him on steam\r\n\r\ni've had my account deleted from all three zetaboard groups, which is pretty cool if you ask me","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551e2e1d6368724d4f920a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/1a8e2d2b3f529aa8a88f4084f7c706ee/tumblr_inline_n1xeh0BTBX1r95k00.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"551e2e456368724c19b62400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Amen, hallelujah, and [spoiler]peanut butter[/spoiler]\"\r\n\r\nThis show is great actually XD","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"551e2e5b6368724b501c3700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551e2c4b6368724bed712900#post_551e2c4b6368724bed712900\r\n@BUT YOU ERASED YOU STEAM@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"551e2f226368724b50623800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551e2e5b6368724b501c3700#post_551e2e5b6368724b501c3700\r\nwell i downloaded it back obvs\r\n\