time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6028.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554fbbb36368723bb5300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554fb8fc6368721128440200#post_554fb8fc6368721128440200\r\nI literally never wear a shirt every single time I'm on here.\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554fbbc363687226a2ca0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554fba7e63687224ac883b00#post_554fba7e63687224ac883b00\r\nI'm also not an abusive asshole","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554fbbe86368723e13e70700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554fbbb36368723bb5300000#post_554fbbb36368723bb5300000\r\nYou're like reverse Markiplier!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554fbc606368721323940500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh\r\n\r\nmy god\r\n\r\nWhat the actual fuck is going on with my sleep cycle\r\n\r\nFirst i was awake for over 24 hours without getting tired at all\r\n\r\nThen i slept for almos 20 hours straight \r\n\r\nand now i feel like a wet noodle \r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"554fbdd363687224ac064000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554fbc606368721323940500#post_554fbc606368721323940500\r\nWelcome to my world.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"554fbf466368723bb51e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I am actually half asleep right now so let me post this real quick before I forgot.\r\n\r\nWoke up.\r\nHad a dream.\r\nTwo dreams actually.\r\nThe first was a bike race between a normal mountain bike and a jet/turbine engine motorcycle of my own design. \r\nTook place in a storage place at a harbour.\r\nThe race was straight lined.\r\nThere were people watching on the stand.\r\nI was one of them.\r\nDreamt through the view of a camera.\r\nSome guy made a troll face.\r\nI made an insane laugh pose, like a supervillain.\r\nBecame a meme.\r\nWoke up laughing.\r\n\r\nSecond was asleep again.\r\nMystical dojo and future tech.\r\n4 kung-fu apprentices find a secret elevator on roof of dojo after stalking master.\r\nLeads 2 floors below before discovering a third floor.\r\nThird floor is alternate dimension.\r\nLow gravity and distorted, broken buildings with floating in purple space.\r\nDiscovered something. \r\nThey are in threat of an attack after seeing future.\r\nCall help.\r\nGenius Japanese kid with robots from Astro Boy and a toy-like HulkBuster Suit came.\r\nPlaced mini robots to guard by electrocuting enemies, sensors that exploded in fireworks and mines in case of enemy presence , giant long-range cannon and blimp robots to guard sky zone. \r\nBad guys come from sky with army of dark eldritch beings the size of horse.\r\nOne bad guy wore a black samurai armour with claws.\r\nAnother wore similar but bulkier and larger, also had cape.\r\nI was the Japanese kid in the HulkBuster armor that looks like BayMax.\r\nFought the bulkier dude while kung-fu kids fought against the other guy.\r\nRobots fights devil army. \r\nI was losing one-on-one battle due to slow moving.\r\nManaged to get upper hand.\r\nThrow bad guy into building.\r\nWent to help kung-fu kids.\r\nFought the other dude.\r\nPunched him in the balls.\r\nWatched him squeal and laughed at his misery.\r\nPunched him onto a bench which was indestructible. \r\nDude's HP restored.\r\nMagical bench that restores health through sassy-ness.\r\nI thought it was ridiculous.\r\nThe bulkier bad guy came.\r\nKnocked me out. \r\nWoke up (again).\r\n\r\nBack to sleep.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554fbfeb6368724ebb541500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Further proof of Kung Jin being the best.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldw7y_dVgS0","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554fc0436368724cccbb0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554fbfeb6368724ebb541500#post_554fbfeb6368724ebb541500\r\nI