time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6375.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556197716368722969540300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556193106368727eb3f01e00#post_556193106368727eb3f01e00\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]I hate it when I can't stop thinking about shit that bugs me[/bq]\r\nWhat?  Like how itchy you feel right now?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"556197ca6368721a1b154100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556197716368722969540300#post_556197716368722969540300\r\nNah, crazy assholes\r\n\r\nAlso that didn't work on me\r\nI'm already itchy as fuck","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5561989d6368722704ea0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556197ca6368721a1b154100#post_556197ca6368721a1b154100\r\nAt least you're not itchy on that part of your back that you can't reach; that's the worst spot to feel itchy.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"556199a16368723d93992400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Would you like to have a bucket of KFP (_Kentucky Fried *Philomena*_)?\r\n\r\n!http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/a/a1/guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_15.png!\r\n\r\n!http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2014/116/c/2/celestia_does_not_approve_by_grievousfan-d7g022d.jpg!","author":"53a44fea6368722301fd0500"},{"id":"55619a956368727eb3313200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561989d6368722704ea0500#post_5561989d6368722704ea0500\r\nI triumph again! My shoulders are broad enough and my arms are flexible enough that I have full back coverage! No unreachable itches!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55619ada6368722969350900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My internet seems to be retarded again.  Better find a sacrificial dagger, a ton of goats and probably a demonic altar. ","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55619b1a6368723d931e2800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55619ada6368722969350900#post_55619ada6368722969350900\r\nWhy sacrifice ten goats when you could sacrifice just one baby!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55619be06368723d93eb2900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55619b1a6368723d931e2800#post_55619b1a6368723d931e2800\r\nBabies are expensive as fuck.  Goats are the cheaper alternative.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55619de96368722187174f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://36.media.tumblr.com/82e0a9e5ea22cc6cebadd665ac822ce2/tumblr_nh20ztid7w1rhxw9lo1_500.jpg!\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20jhrCaNW1r9l7xlo1_1280.jpg!\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xtbuKHXR1ro15wdo1_1280.jpg!\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/613c3ce83bc62a5ce320bd9db2600c61/tumblr_nmgga3u0II1spaq6ho1_400.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55619e4463687227046e1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55619de96368722187174f00#post_55619de96368722187174f00\r\n\r\nI wonder what countries, aside from the US, China, and Russia, could afford such tech in the future.","author":"53a44fea6368722301fd0500"},{"id":"55619f8b6368722187f45300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HorsesandMuchMOAR\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55619e4463687227046e1100#post_55619e4463687227046e1100\r\nSuch tech won't ever happen because of physics.  Large scale mecha would be too vulnerable in wars and would instantly get blown up.  The larger a vehicle is it requires greater and greater amounts of energy to move.\r\n\r\nFunnily enough metal gear is the most probable one because they are actually working on walking machines to traverse terrain that vehicles can't go.\r\n\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/728/404/ed5.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5561a0086368722187455500","topic_id":"516