time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6506.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5569395b6368726ff31b2000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"OMG he murdered Nukesaku and put him in the coffin\r\nAwesome\r\n\r\n\r\n\"I-I was the one inside!?\"","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5569397f636872183d291700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556938fc6368726ff3611f00#post_556938fc6368726ff3611f00\r\nCan i stab someone instead?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556939af6368724186d70e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5569397f636872183d291700#post_5569397f636872183d291700\r\nNo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556939ba6368726399b70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5569397f636872183d291700#post_5569397f636872183d291700\r\nAs long as its imaginary","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"556939c1636872183dde1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"It felt like someone stuck an icicle up my ass\"\r\n-Joseph Joestar","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55693ac46368726b30780700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556939af6368724186d70e00#post_556939af6368724186d70e00\r\nBut stabbing is fun.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55693b366368724186171200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"postposting\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568108a63687255bcce2d00#post_5568108a63687255bcce2d00\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"Splatoon 64\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZl83b0jVeE [/bq]\r\nThat's really interesting\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568b27f63687202957b1100#post_5568b27f63687202957b1100\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]My mom is blasting \"All About that Bass\" at this deafening volume that is inescapable in any room or through any headphones. She's fifty.\r\n\r\nHelp me.[/bq]\r\nThat, however, is terrifying. Save yourself.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55693b9163687263998b0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hey guys, twas at a convention all day, so that explains my lack of presence here for my birthday\r\n\r\nspoils of war: cosplay pictures, a coco pommel plushie, sore ankles, and memories\r\n\r\nif anyone wants me to expand upon my story, ask away","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55693bcc636872183d7d1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Going to go to bed after this video. (See you guys when I'm an adult.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55693bdd6368726b30760900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55693bcc636872183d7d1c00#post_55693bcc636872183d7d1c00\r\nhi, bye","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55693c3b6368726ff3ec2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have returned.\r\n\r\nAlso, \r\n\r\nWhen's the last time you cleaned your ears, audience?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55693c72636872603ade1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55693bdd6368726b30760900#post_55693bdd6368726b30760900\r\nNot actually going just yet. But pretty soon.\r\n\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/0ab479c092b1b38dc6f70dc1cef72768/tumblr_inline_np5ad2zSxX1qkelat_540.jpg!\r\nOfficial OPM merch.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55693c7e6368726805814500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55693c3b6368726ff3ec2600#post_55693c3b6368726ff3ec2600\r\nLast month.\r\nI always forget to do it.\r\n\r\nWhich reminds me, I should do it.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55693c926368726b30ee0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Damnit it's over\r\n\r\nWhy must I wait\r\nI need more!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55693cf26368726ff3582800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus F