time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6890.json

{"topics":[{"id":"557f92ff6368720a3e000cb0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557f91e56368720aaf000839#post_557f91e56368720aaf000839\r\nDo it.\r\nDo it so hard until your penis turns into a rocket and flies away around your room.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"557f95396368720a79000f53","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/5b660c217818fc89b365e865673c80e6/tumblr_nj9rdeyjc11qzwfgto1_1280.png!!https://40.media.tumblr.com/e17b9ed01519dbf0ffc07a86af97d14c/tumblr_nj9rdeyjc11qzwfgto2_1280.png!!https://40.media.tumblr.com/a495fc3db881dfcc7a9d75814d62c248/tumblr_nj9rdeyjc11qzwfgto3_1280.png!!https://41.media.tumblr.com/f0dbf15362796cdf00c0cdc95f24bad3/tumblr_nj9rdeyjc11qzwfgto4_1280.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"557f95796368720a79000fc1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Rage dispelled.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557f95916368720a8f000f31","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557f95796368720a79000fc1#post_557f95796368720a79000fc1\r\n\r\nThat was fast","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"557f960f6368720acb000db1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557f95916368720a8f000f31#post_557f95916368720a8f000f31\r\nMy rage boners don't have much staying power.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557f962c6368720aaf000f14","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557f960f6368720acb000db1#post_557f960f6368720acb000db1\r\nWhat is the most powerful boner","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"557f96c56368720a8f00113e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557f962c6368720aaf000f14#post_557f962c6368720aaf000f14\r\nMy happiness boner.\r\nLike in Nintendo came out tomorrow and said \"Bayonetta 3\" I could fuck like a goddamn viking.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557f97096368720aaf001062","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557f96c56368720a8f00113e#post_557f96c56368720a8f00113e\r\nDamn, I need to get to your place tomorrow","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"557f97a863687224c400087c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Saw Jurassic World.\r\nS'Fine","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"557f983d6368720aaf00125d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557f96c56368720a8f00113e#post_557f96c56368720a8f00113\r\n\r\nHey squiggy.\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\n\r\nNo persona 5.\r\n\r\n-molestia\r\n\r\n... If only i could use my spongebob picture.","author":null},{"id":"557f99686368720aaf00143f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #E4FF\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557f983d6368720aaf00125d#post_557f983d6368720aaf00125d\r\n*I WILL REND YOUR FLESH FROM YOUR BONES YOU PUNY EQUINE!!!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557f99896368720a3e0018af","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557f99686368720aaf00143f#post_557f99686368720aaf00143f\r\nBabe, shush, relax\r\nIt's not worth it","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"557f99896368720aaf001473","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557f95396368720a79000f53#post_557f95396368720a79000f53\r\nFUCK THE SYSTEM","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"557f9996636872702f00036c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557f97a863687224c400087c#post_557f97a863687224c400087c\r\n[bq=\"Whatevs\"]Saw Jurassic World.\r\nS'Fine[/bq]\r\nBlue X Owen\r\n\r\n\r\nIn other news: *I'M REALLY TIRED* from midterms","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"557f99a26368720aaf001496","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/di