time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7149.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5591c10763687240cb00073d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591c021636872550900042f#post_5591c021636872550900042f\r\nDamn...\r\nThat's rough.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5591c15d6368723d33000830","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"yeah im kinda glad i got out of ups b/c that shit was gunna be like 40c and you have to work your ass off and hell naww","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5591c1a46368723d04000954","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Do you think we will ever accept (and grasp the implications of) that evolution didn't stop at the neck and did in fact shape our behavior?\r\n\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5591c32f6368723cf3000c36","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here's a question.\r\n\r\nDid people actually hate the Movie despicable Me, Or just the Minions _in_ said movie?  ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5591c3a06368723d33000c4d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591c32f6368723cf3000c36#post_5591c32f6368723cf3000c36\r\n\r\nOne word: Overexposure\r\n\r\nA.K.A. \"Shoved in your face\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5591c3c96368725a5b00025d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591c32f6368723cf3000c36#post_5591c32f6368723cf3000c36\r\nIt's the Jack Sparrow problem. Despicable Me 1 and 2 were solid kid's movies and I actually do find some of the Minion bits to be funny. But the Minions don't have enough genuine character about them to support a 90 minute feature. They serve as a good buffer but not as a main attraction.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5591c5016368725a5b000433","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591c10763687240cb00073d#post_5591c10763687240cb00073d\r\nEh, it's okay\r\nI live a pretty comfy life, I think I can deal with it","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5591c605636872759e000a8d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591c32f6368723cf3000c36#post_5591c32f6368723cf3000c36\r\nthe minions are fucking irritating and the fact that they actually gained a following supports the fuck out of that hatred\r\n\r\nmovie was okay","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5591c64763687240cb00100e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"warning: horrible (open in new tab if hard to read)\r\n[spoiler]!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/448/058/ef9.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5591c7826368723d330013b8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just watched an ad that said it was gonna show me how to prepare \"genuine southern barbecue.\"\r\n\r\nAnd they were serving chicken...\r\n\r\nCHICKEN IS NOT BARBECUE YOU STUPID FUCKS!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5591c7c46368723d33001431","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591c7826368723d330013b8#post_5591c7826368723d330013b8\r\nBut you can barbecue chicken ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5591c8026368725a860008cb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591c7c46368723d33001431#post_5591c7c46368723d33001431\r\nYou say that blasphemy here and you're liable to get shot.\r\n\r\nYou go pork or you go home.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5591c86b6368725b8d0002b0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591c8026368725a860008cb#post_5591c8026368725a860008cb\r\nUm, okay, calm down\r\nSeriously we put chicken on the barbecue all the time","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5591c89963687240cb00149c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh god\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/BRSSkKR.png?1!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5591c8b8