time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7593.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a48b826368722e94002285","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a48a146368723a1e000869#post_55a48a146368723a1e000869\r\nI want one ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a48b9c63687252fa00008d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a48b6c6368722e94002269#post_55a48b6c6368722e94002269\r\nNo. No I do not.\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/PYEkctq.jpg!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"55a48be863687250340005fc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a48b6363687211210002b6#post_55a48b6363687211210002b6\r\n\r\nYou go back to being lamia slave!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a48c11636872112100039c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Apples","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55a48c34636872397200021d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/Nd8L34Z.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55a48d136368723b32000926","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Protip kids.\r\nDon't inhale chocolatemilk.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a48d7a636872503400083f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a48d136368723b32000926#post_55a48d136368723b32000926\r\nSnort it","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a48da06368723b320009e6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a48d7a636872503400083f#post_55a48d7a636872503400083f\r\nDon't give the kids bad advice.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a48dc06368721121000618","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a48d136368723b32000926#post_55a48d136368723b32000926\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a48d7a636872503400083f#post_55a48d7a636872503400083f\r\n\r\nAnything for SCIENCE","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a48dc66368723b32000a2d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a48d7a636872503400083f#post_55a48d7a636872503400083f\r\nChocolate is for drinking.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55a48ddf63687239720003fc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a48d136368723b32000926#post_55a48d136368723b32000926\r\nB-but drowning in exotic liquids is fun!\r\n...maybe I should just stop.","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a48e4e6368722b7d0004d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a48ddf63687239720003fc#post_55a48ddf63687239720003fc\r\nKilogram Meter squared per second cubed!","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55a48eed6368725034000a59","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This Thing I'm Drawing is really hard. \r\n\r\nWhy do Hands have to be such bullshit to draw. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a48efc6368723b32000c10","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm just gonna say it,\r\nThe original animated Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty was waaaaaaaaay prettier than Angelina Jolie Maleficent.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a48f446368723b32000c87","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a48eed6368725034000a59#post_55a48eed6368725034000a59\r\nIf it helps I find that sharp edges and separating segments into squares makes things easier\r\n\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a48f516368722f7d001ffa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a48efc6368723b32000c10#post_55a48efc6368723b32000c10\r\n\r\nMy -first boner- opinion certainly aligns with yours","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a48f6363687252fa000411","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-