time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1376.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54010fba6368724895190200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010e58636872472fd30100#post_54010e58636872472fd30100\r\nWelcome to the crew! Your mandatory tracking chip should arrive via ninja dart within 3 to 4 minutes. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54010fc46368722ef3040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010f81636872433ed80100#post_54010f81636872433ed80100\r\n\r\nYou're welcome.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010eb0636872623eb90100#post_54010eb0636872623eb90100\r\n\r\nAww.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54010fdb6368724c84f50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010ee963687261dda90100#post_54010ee963687261dda90100\r\n\r\n_\"...the sky is made of Jell-O that tastes like arsenic waffles.\"_\r\n\r\nFavorite quote right here","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54010fe16368724895240200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010ee963687261dda90100#post_54010ee963687261dda90100\r\nI heard about this, I call the biggest of bullshit! \r\n\r\nShe has wiskers ears and a yellow nose! \r\n\r\nAlso, your really awesome as well! \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54010ffd6368724971dc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010fb86368724895180200#post_54010fb86368724895180200\r\nSweeeeeeeet. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5401102e6368727954760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010fba6368724895190200#post_54010fba6368724895190200\r\n\r\nWhere will it be administered? \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010fdb6368724c84f50100#post_54010fdb6368724c84f50100\r\n\r\nWhat freaks me out the most is that there's Hello Kitty wedding merch that shows her marrying some other anthro cat named Dear Daniel. Now that she's revealed to be a third grader, things just got creepier. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5401103463687279547c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010ee963687261dda90100#post_54010ee963687261dda90100\r\nThose sneaky bar stewards. I need a thicker tinfoil hat.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"540110536368723683150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010fba6368724895190200#post_54010fba6368724895190200\r\n\r\nDisclaimer: The opinions and beliefs of this user do not reflect those of the whole thread.\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401102e6368727954760000#post_5401102e6368727954760000\r\n\r\nI really dind't need that info... The article is pretty informative","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54011054636872629c030200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010fe16368724895240200#post_54010fe16368724895240200\r\n\r\nThe creators have spoken.\r\n\r\nAfter all, like I said, she's not totally human. She's a personification of a cat, hence the whiskers.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5401109663687276a6cf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401103463687279547c0000#post_5401103463687279547c0000\r\n\r\nWhat the fuck is Sanrio playing at with this shit?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"540110a56368723705180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401102e6368727954760000#post_5401102e6368727954760000\r\nUsually the neck. Sometimes the butt if there's a particularly sassy ninja on duty. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{