time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2464.json

{"topics":[{"id":"547f5fdb63687272679c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I looked at a few pages of Sinfest.\r\n\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/022622777bfcea698cf86dd18b916802/tumblr_mf3nh7UjRQ1qmbzubo1_500.gif!\r\n\r\nIt's like those unfunny comics that do *nothing* but make fun of Sjws, but in reverse.\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547f5ecc6368720e06680000#post_547f5ecc6368720e06680000\r\nIt's so impractical, yet so badass.\r\n\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"547f60496368726bd7f70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547f1ea16368726ebfd50300#post_547f1ea16368726ebfd50300\r\nSomewhere the xenoqueen is making half jokes about me being her husbando.\r\n\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/284/922/0e3.png!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"547f61256368722480290200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547f5ecc6368720e06680000#post_547f5ecc6368720e06680000\r\nThat looks significantly more unwieldy\r\n\r\nBut significantly more ridiculously awesome","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"547f62f463687272674d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547f61256368722480290200#post_547f61256368722480290200\r\n\r\nIs it wrong that I wouldn't mind seeing that in a film?\r\n\r\n*shot by Star Wars fans*\r\n\r\nAGUH!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"547f638b636872497e090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547f62f463687272674d0300#post_547f62f463687272674d0300\r\nno\r\nbecause it's cool\r\npeople need to take things like lightsaber designs less seriously","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"547f63a5636872485f120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547f62f463687272674d0300#post_547f62f463687272674d0300\r\nSpeaking of Star wars:\r\nWhy can't clone troopers have children?  Cause they can't shoot straight.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"547f64316368726271070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I personally think the lightsaber hilt thing looks perfectly fine. With my experiences in fencing, I've held blades with hilts that have protrusions like the lightsaber does. It does not get in the way at all if you have a correct grip on the blade. The hilt should never touch you. And yes, the hilt can possibly be used for effective protection.\r\n\r\nI love when people on the internet pretend to know so much about blades.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"547f65496368720ad70c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547f64316368726271070000#post_547f64316368726271070000\r\nThe thing people forget about star wars is that there are metals specifically made so that lightsabers can't cut through them; even one jedi had a actual metal sword.  Also don't forget the light whip.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"547f65906368720c89110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547f63a5636872485f120000#post_547f63a5636872485f120000\r\nHehehehe. That's funny.\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547f64316368726271070000#post_547f64316368726271070000\r\nI saw one post that something like that could actually be good against blocking.\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/yb2feAb.jpg!\r\n\r\nIf you will pardon the...ahem. 4chan style presentation.\r\n\r\nPersonally I think it looks like a neat weapon, if a bit impractical.\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"547f68b06368725ef71c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Sono\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ed1c96368723bf0060100#post_547ed1c96368723bf0060100\r\nDUWA!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"547f6c6a63687241e22d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I didn't