time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2852.json

{"topics":[{"id":"549bb17a6368723e233a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb0d3636872293fa01400#post_549bb0d3636872293fa01400\r\nOH... I'll give you pie... *maniacal laugh*\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb0686368722f04e20c00#post_549bb0686368722f04e20c00\r\nThanks. This will postpone my inevitable descent into madness by at least a week.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"549bb19b6368723cec0c1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb1556368727446460100#post_549bb1556368727446460100\r\nI hope ya feel better! \r\n\r\nAnd happy Crustmas! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549bb1d16368720605371e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb17a6368723e233a0800#post_549bb17a6368723e233a0800\r\n[spoiler]Creampie?[/spoiler]\r\n[spoiler]I'm sorry[/spoiler]\r\n~[spoiler]I'm not sorry[/spoiler]~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549bb1f16368724489d70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">tfw no good gifts\r\n>tfw people give me money or clothes cause they dont know what i like","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bb2276368723e23690800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb17a6368723e233a0800#post_549bb17a6368723e233a0800\r\nYAY!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"549bb24d6368720a72311300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/0b8d92358be0e55e96869af6e8b3d0d2/tumblr_n4x8oyX1Fb1qj2ujzo1_500.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"549bb2596368725b51100600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/legos/1.png!\r\n!http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/legos/2.png!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"549bb25e6368720668f70400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb1556368727446460100#post_549bb1556368727446460100\r\nDear Christmas man\r\nWhat I want for hannukwanza is for miyo to not die of the weird smurf disease she seems to have","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549bb2aa636872044ddf1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb1f16368724489d70200#post_549bb1f16368724489d70200\r\nNobody knows what the fuck to buy me. Ever. I don't even think half of them know what a video game is. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549bb2c16368720a725d1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb2596368725b51100600#post_549bb2596368725b51100600\r\nThe graph is missing \"trying to separate two pieces with my teeth\"","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"549bb3076368724a46c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i literally said\r\ni don't care, get me cheerios\r\n\r\nso that's what happened","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"549bb30f63687209bc3f2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb2596368725b51100600#post_549bb2596368725b51100600\r\nThat is pretty much exactly my experience.\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb2276368723e23690800#post_549bb2276368723e23690800\r\nSquiggy was completely right about the sort of pie that I will give you.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"549bb34063687218836c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb2aa636872044ddf1f00#post_549bb2aa636872044ddf1f00\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bb1f16368724489d70200#post_549bb1f16368724489d70200\r\nNobody knows what the fuck to buy me. Ever. I don't even think half of them know what a video game is. [/bq]\r\n\r\ntrue that, since my family is completely oblivious to 100% of foreigner music