time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3900.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54d985a063687273da340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/iEXzRBF.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d985b66368722897a60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9851163687267af7d3300#post_54d9851163687267af7d3300\r\nShe Hulk defending Tony Stark in court.\r\nBAM! There's the pitch.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d985fb6368725cd1af2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9848f6368721ab4100c00#post_54d9848f6368721ab4100c00\r\nGet a bunch of them\r\nHand them out to your friends\r\nHave them all line up at one check out \r\nHave each one put a divider down at their turn\r\nHilarity ensues(?)","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d9864b63687239d4ce0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/Laa6c9m.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d9866e63687257de0e0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d985b66368722897a60500#post_54d985b66368722897a60500\r\nI dunno\r\nI think you might need at least one prior movie to explain why his lawyer is a jolly green giant","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d986726368727cd3281d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d984446368725c94ed3000#post_54d984446368725c94ed3000\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d983306368722a70590400#post_54d983306368722a70590400\r\nLady Thor is dumb though[/bq]\r\nAgreed.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54d986cc6368725cd1072700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d986726368727cd3281d00#post_54d986726368727cd3281d00\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9866e63687257de0e0d00#post_54d9866e63687257de0e0d00\r\nI honestly forgot Lady thor was a thing and it honestly makes no since.\r\n\r\nLike, How, what, why, and when did that even happen? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d9870b6368727394200700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9866e63687257de0e0d00#post_54d9866e63687257de0e0d00\r\nFine. She Hulk origin story happens. She prosecutes a villain. Villain goes to jail. She Hulk kicks his/her butt and prosecutes them again.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d9872d6368727cd3ce1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d986726368727cd3281d00#post_54d986726368727cd3281d00\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d986cc6368725cd1072700#post_54d986cc6368725cd1072700\r\nThe rules around Mjolnir are weird.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d987406368727f7fe60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I dunno what's going on here.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d987996368720f50010400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9872d6368727cd3ce1d00#post_54d9872d6368727cd3ce1d00\r\nThere are a lot of characters that they could have made Female and no one would have batted an eye, Thor isn't one of them. (Given that He's an already established Deity and shit.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54d987fb6368727a806b5a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d987996368720f50010400#post_54d987996368720f50010400\r\nWell Thor's powers are tied mostly to his hammer. If Mjolnir thinks that it's master is being a shitlord then it fucks right of and chooses a new master. This isn't the first time it's happened either. Look up Beta Ray Bill.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d9884a6368725c94e73100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/FfMUpSM.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d