time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5317.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5529d2496368722372640c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529d14563687244c2411500#post_5529d14563687244c2411500\r\nBUT YOU CANT GET FAT ON WEIRD POWDER STUF\r\n:c","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5529d30f636872085ae41400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529d14563687244c2411500#post_5529d14563687244c2411500\r\nEQUALITY! FOR THE GLORY OF MEGATRON!\r\n!http://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/8/86/LugnutPromoModel.jpg!","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"5529d452636872085a311700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529d30f636872085ae41400#post_5529d30f636872085ae41400\r\n!http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab95/AllsparkSpin-Out/rando/Reactions/LugnutGLORIOUS.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5529d5ef636872085aef1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It feels weird getting carded when ordering a drink.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5529d6546368721f00331900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529d5ef636872085aef1900#post_5529d5ef636872085aef1900\r\nwhy? Are you old?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5529d69163687244c2be1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529d5ef636872085aef1900#post_5529d5ef636872085aef1900\r\nI know that feel. Is it because you're so obviously an adult?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5529d6d563687244c23e1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529d6546368721f00331900#post_5529d6546368721f00331900\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529d69163687244c2be1e00#post_5529d69163687244c2be1e00\r\nAlthough it's kind of flattering too.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5529d6f2636872085aa61b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And speaking of flattering, who wants to hear a funny story about my dick?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5529d7486368722372f91400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529d6f2636872085aa61b00#post_5529d6f2636872085aa61b00\r\nI always do. Funny dick stories are one of my favorite things.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5529d840636872085a211e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529d7486368722372f91400#post_5529d7486368722372f91400\r\nOkay, so I went to this place where I had my _procedure_ done. And I show them a curved barbell I bought a few months ago. I look at the guy and say \"I need this gauge but longer.\" So he goes through the jewelry he has on hand, and after about five minutes of looking he looks at me and says \"We don't have anything longer. We'll probably have to measure you and custom order it.\" Apparently my dick is too gargantuan for a normal curved barbell!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5529daee636872613bcd3000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529d840636872085a211e00#post_5529d840636872085a211e00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5529d7486368722372f91400#post_5529d7486368722372f91400\r\nOkay, so I went to this place where I had my _procedure_ done. And I show them a curved barbell I bought a few months ago. I look at the guy and say \"I need this gauge but longer.\" So he goes through the jewelry he has on hand, and after about five minutes of looking he looks at me and says \"We don't have anything longer. We'll probably have to measure you and custom order it.\" Apparently my dick is too small for a normal curved barbell![/bq]\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5529db3363687223726a1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thre