time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5469.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55334bc56368724b354c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55334b7363687245984d0300#post_55334b7363687245984d0300\r\nWould a slave boy in a skimpy outfit help?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55334bd66368724b355f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55334b7363687245984d0300#post_55334b7363687245984d0300\r\n[spoiler]Does that mean I'm going to be whipped?[/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55334bdf63687227db950500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have a headache, shoulder-ache, leg-ache and neck-ache.\r\nBody, why you do this to me?!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55334c0a63687273c5290200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55334bdf63687227db950500#post_55334bdf63687227db950500\r\nYou gotta slap yourself to feel better! Quick! SLAP!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55334c4463687245985f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55334bc56368724b354c0300#post_55334bc56368724b354c0300\r\nYes please.\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55334bd66368724b355f0300#post_55334bd66368724b355f0300\r\nNot yet. I have to wait until next January.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55334c6463687227db900600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55334c4463687245985f0400#post_55334c4463687245985f0400\r\n[spoiler]Actually I'm making a racist joke[/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55334c6e6368722a253c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55334c4463687245985f0400#post_55334c4463687245985f0400\r\nI can also pole dance if you like~","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55334c9363687227dbed0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55334c6e6368722a253c0600#post_55334c6e6368722a253c0600\r\n*And than Moses turns the pole into a Snake*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55334cbc6368724b358f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/b0b95d3f1805a75baae0ec6298a979d4/tumblr_nliek7wqns1uqd26ao2_400.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55334cdc6368724b35b80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55334c6463687227db900600#post_55334c6463687227db900600\r\nI know. But I ws turning it into a sexy joke.\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55334c6e6368722a253c0600#post_55334c6e6368722a253c0600\r\nThat would please your Emperor very much.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55334d806368722a25090800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55334cdc6368724b35b80400#post_55334cdc6368724b35b80400\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55334c6e6368722a253c0600#post_55334c6e6368722a253c0600\r\n\r\nThat's so romantic. And gaaaaay","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55334dce63687227db160900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55334cdc6368724b35b80400#post_55334cdc6368724b35b80400\r\n*And than Moses sent the plague down and made it rain Frogs and various of things that shouldn't come from the sky*\r\n\r\nAlso Oh!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55334df86368727f5f481a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When you meet the one.\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/44a54348cecbb58de72b528f5098c299/tumblr_nmx2745TVA1sf1pyoo1_1280.jpg!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55334e5a6368727f5ffa1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anyway, I'm going to get some sleep.\r\n\r\nGood night y'all. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55334e6c636872459