time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6531.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556a993e63687204e9c70d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a98e06368726c0cb40f00#post_556a98e06368726c0cb40f00\r\nGotta be ready for the zombies ya know.\r\n\r\nReally though, do you know why there was just some dead guy in the store? Did the police come by later?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"556a993f6368722808770400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I really want to hug all you guys","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556a99546368722406010a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a98e06368726c0cb40f00#post_556a98e06368726c0cb40f00\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a988c6368725c40385b00#post_556a988c6368725c40385b00\r\n\r\nNot to mention the actual fortress of chairs in front of said coffin.[/bq]\r\n\r\nThis should not sound as fun as it does.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"556a995763687228089d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a98f963687228081b0400#post_556a98f963687228081b0400\r\n\r\nIt's worth mentioning that at this point me and my friend gave up on our vintage dreams and hit up CVS to browse their generic vibrators.\r\n\r\nSpoopy indeed.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"556a99806368726d733e1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a995763687228089d0400#post_556a995763687228089d0400\r\nDo convenience stores in the states just sell sex toys?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556a99826368726d73421000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a991b6368720b23490c00#post_556a991b6368720b23490c00\r\nI watched The Big O, Watched a bit of sailor moon. Then sat around being miserable. (I missed dinner also, due to my sleep timing)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"556a998f63687204e9760e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a995763687228089d0400#post_556a995763687228089d0400\r\nSo you saw a dead guy and then you went to look at vibrators...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556a99906368722ac2ba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm so jelly now, I wanna see a dead person too.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"556a99a66368726d738b1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a99806368726d733e1000#post_556a99806368726d733e1000\r\nYes and no.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556a99b46368722ac2ed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a993e63687204e9c70d00#post_556a993e63687204e9c70d00\r\n\r\nHe was in a coffin; wasn't as if he was just lounging about. And judging by the line of chairs in front, I'd imagine he was the shopkeeper or something. It must have been the scene of a funeral. Why he was still in the store, I have no idea. The lights were off and the door was locked, so I don't know how long he was there. Frankly, I just ran away.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a99546368722406010a00#post_556a99546368722406010a00\r\n\r\nI tried to see if I could get into the store, but the door was locked. Boo.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"556a99e86368722406000b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a998f63687204e9760e00#post_556a998f63687204e9760e00\r\nWhat? You wouldn't do the same?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a99906368722ac2ba0000#post_556a99906368722ac2ba0000\r\n\r\nOkay.\r\n\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/9d75d9fd7800781360cac94dda355a6d/tumblr_mpi0xwhFRx1sorip6o1_500.gif!","author":"500757fd7f123b7