time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6856.json

{"topics":[{"id":"557d05206368723604001b01","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557d046f6368724f1d00088d#post_557d046f6368724f1d00088d\r\nI'd prefer he was Bowser","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"557d057b6368724f1d000a13","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557d051763687269270007bd#post_557d051763687269270007bd\r\n\"Anything works if you force it hard enough.\"\r\n\r\nI'm just kidding, don't do that.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"557d05b66368722aad000be4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557d05206368723604001b01#post_557d05206368723604001b01\r\nthat works also ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"557d05ca6368722dfc000b60","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557d05206368723604001b01#post_557d05206368723604001b01\r\nAnd you'd be my \"Princess.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557d05ce63687269270008bf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557d05206368723604001b01#post_557d05206368723604001b01\r\n\r\nThat's some kinky shit there\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557d057b6368724f1d000a13#post_557d057b6368724f1d000a13\r\n\r\nThat warning's a couple years too late bro","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"557d0634636872659e000968","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557d05ca6368722dfc000b60#post_557d05ca6368722dfc000b60\r\nJust saw your pic. You look fucking adorable.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"557d07006368723604001de8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ugh deja vu, the worst feeling ever","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"557d078463687266d2000ad8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557d07006368723604001de8#post_557d07006368723604001de8\r\nThat means you just died and started back at the last quicksave. That's why it's familiar.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"557d08806368721974000115","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Squiggy literally looks like my biological dad, just a lot more white.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"557d08b26368726927000c34","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why do I look like everyone's dad?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557d08f463687266d2000d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557d08b26368726927000c34#post_557d08b26368726927000c34\r\nTwist: You _are_ everyone's dad","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"557d09116368723604002141","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557d08b26368726927000c34#post_557d08b26368726927000c34\r\n\r\nYou're old?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"557d092c636872109300025b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557d08b26368726927000c34#post_557d08b26368726927000c34\r\nprobably because mustaches. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"557d093a63687236ce00014a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557d08b26368726927000c34#post_557d08b26368726927000c34\r\nYou don't look like mine. He's like an Asian Frank Sinatra.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"557d0a1563687236ce000276","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh lawd not again.  Jeez internet connection.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"557d0c13636872071f0001bd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"At theatre\r\nWaiting for movie to start","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"557d0c656368726927001181","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557d0c13636872071f0001bd#post_557d0c1