time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7231.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55962bd56368721c2800187c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962b0e63687275e0000cff#post_55962b0e63687275e0000cff\r\nNot to get religious, but personally that's what I think \"gods\"/\"demons\"/etc are.  If you exist in a place where there's no time or laws of physics then you don't have to follow the laws of physics.\r\n\r\nFor all we know \"God\" could just be some dude that went \"hmmm. . . What's this crack in the fabric of reality?  I'll try walking through it!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55962ca06368724adc000a69","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962bd56368721c2800187c#post_55962bd56368721c2800187c\r\nI'd be fine with that\r\nan absolute being makes it possible that absolute right and absolute wrong exist and I don't like that idea. \r\n\r\nI think of the universe as god's fifth grade science project that's currently sitting in god's closet underneath their gym bag. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55962cb86368724adc000a9b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962b876368721c280017d6#post_55962b876368721c280017d6\r\nI forgot the name, but despite it being just special effects, I had the biggest nope.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55962cbf6368721c28001a29","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have become a lotus eater","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"55962d526368725242000917","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"omu-raisu","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55962d9f636872244d000ecf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962ca06368724adc000a69#post_55962ca06368724adc000a69\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962bd56368721c2800187c#post_55962bd56368721c2800187c\r\nI'd be fine with that\r\nan absolute being makes it possible that absolute right and absolute wrong exist and I don't like that idea. \r\n\r\nI think of the universe as god's fifth grade science project that's currently sitting in god's closet underneath their gym bag. [/bq]\r\n\"Daddy!  Look I made dinosaurs!\"\r\n\"Good work son!  I'm proud!\"\r\n*asteroid hits*\r\n\"Aww shit son!  What did I say about taking care of your fifth grade science projects?!\"\r\n\"Look daddy!  I gave them how to use splitting atoms for energy!\"\r\n\"No son!  This is worse than the time you shook your goldfish's bag too much!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55962dae636872524200098e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962cbf6368721c28001a29#post_55962cbf6368721c28001a29\r\nWhy a Lotus Eater? Why not one of the cool monsters like Echidna, or Gorgon, of fuck even a Manticore?Hell aim big and go for Typhon dude.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55962def63687275e0001264","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962bd56368721c2800187c#post_55962bd56368721c2800187c\r\nSo basically. God could pretty much be Dr Manhattan. Guy who just got messed up.\r\n\r\nThat would explain a few things in some holy books actually","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55962e0b63687208f10002c9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CI8vIiFUAAAnhFF.jpg:large!\r\nSRPING 2016\r\n\r\nSOMEONE BUILD THE HELL OUT OF A TIME MACHINE","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55962e316368724adc000cba","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962d9f636872244d000ecf#post_55962d9f636872244d000ecf\r\nbasically yeah","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55962f59636872244d0011cd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962def63687275e0001264#post_55962def63687275e0001264\r\nThat would actually explain a fuck ton about religions,