time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7465.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559fb2db636872333a000c92","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fb2656368726c510010d9#post_559fb2656368726c510010d9\r\nMorning, bud.\r\n\r\n\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fb2926368720b1f00332b#post_559fb2926368720b1f00332b\r\nNo, I meant when you asked if I brought whiskey and condoms to camp.\r\nI didn't :C","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559fb85b6368720b1f003b48","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i went camping once\r\n\r\ni wish i taped it, it was fun kind of no it sucked","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559fb9396368726c510017fe","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fb85b6368720b1f003b48#post_559fb85b6368720b1f003b48\r\nCamping is kinda dull without video games.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559fbad16368726c510019ad","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just cursed a child who was sleeping on the couch.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559fbc41636872198e000099","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fbad16368726c510019ad#post_559fbad16368726c510019ad\r\nWhat did you curse him with?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559fbd566368726c51001d3a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"foreigners and their superpowers","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559fc0a76368720a6d00538e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@redactedpony\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559f7cb66368720b1f000138#post_559f7cb66368720b1f000138\r\n[bq=\"redactedpony\"]There's no porn in the top four this morning.\r\nNot sure how to feel about that. [/bq]\r\nomfg no way that's actually a fucking miracle, maybe the staff actually did something about that","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559fc14963687258aa000a8b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fbc41636872198e000099#post_559fbc41636872198e000099\r\nI cursed him with pure fuck-you.\r\nJust because I don't like him.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559fc940636872331b000052","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I had a dream last night where I was giving a deathclaw a bj, wtf","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559fcaab636872330a000321","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I had a dream last night where I was giving a deathclaw a bj, wtf","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559fcce6636872331b000676","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fcaab636872330a000321#post_559fcaab636872330a000321\r\nThat's a cool dream.\r\nI had a dream once that I gave a rubber hose a bj.\r\nThen, I looked at the hose and it spoke to me.\r\n\r\nI woke up afterwards and wondered what happened.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559fd12c6368723349000c4e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oreos cake...\r\nOreos pie...\r\nOreos ice cream...\r\n\"NOW THIS!?\":http://imgur.com/gallery/I7ovqAq","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559fd1536368723349000c83","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fad456368720a6d003225#post_559fad456368720a6d003225\r\n[bq=\"hype\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559f887263687243d0003408#post_559f887263687243d0003408\r\noh no, a full inch of insect\r\n\r\nwhat ever did you do[/bq]\r\n^~I yelled, tossed it in the sink and ran to the other end of my house~^\r\n\r\n~^also it was more like an inch and a half^~","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559fe2a9636872457f000096","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4028/4447632386_cdede7c6a7_b.jpg!\r\nLOOK AT THIS DINOSAUR ASS THING\r\nI WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH IT","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559fe30d636872456f00013b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thre