time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7688.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a96b32636872031e0003c0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"New relationship goal: belly bongo duet of the jungle japes drums","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a96b6e636872038e0003e1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a96998636872027500014c#post_55a96998636872027500014c\r\nIsn't there a part of the Constitution that gives citizens the right to dismantle the current government and establish a new one? Because I think I'd like to invoke that right right now.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"55a96b816368722291000233","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@XxMobianEquinexX\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a96ab2636872031e000300#post_55a96ab2636872031e000300\r\n[bq=\"XxMobianEquinexX\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a96998636872027500014c#post_55a96998636872027500014c\r\nBesides, at least he's not George Bush.[/bq]\r\nIf you ask me George Bush was the 4th worst president of all time.  Obama is the 5th worst president of all time.\r\n\r\nShockingly we've actually have had worse.  If you're wondering how can anyone be worse than Bush we've had a president that literally criminalized disagreeing with his party or supporting the opposing party and threw people in jail for voting \"wrong\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a96c9a636872035a000584","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@XxMobianEquinexX\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a96ab2636872031e000300#post_55a96ab2636872031e000300\r\nI must be late, because I don't understand the hate on George.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a96d2d636872035a000642","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WAIT STEVEN AND CONNIE DID WHAT?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a96d776368725fd2000242","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The fuck\":http://youtu.be/scPr3xBX2nQ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a96e5e63687237f70004d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a96d2d636872035a000642#post_55a96d2d636872035a000642\r\nWhat happened?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a96ec463687239560000e7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a96e5e63687237f70004d1#post_55a96e5e63687237f70004d1\r\n[spoiler]STEVEN AND CONNIE JUST FUSED![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a96f1e636872031e000a11","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a96ec463687239560000e7#post_55a96ec463687239560000e7\r\n[spoiler]Remember when Marc said \"especially when they're 'together?'\" That's what he meant.[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a96f306368720250000ad8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a96ec463687239560000e7#post_55a96ec463687239560000e7\r\nI misread that as \"fucked\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a96f796368720250000b62","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a96f306368720250000ad8#post_55a96f306368720250000ad8\r\nYou say that as a joke, [spoiler]but Gem Fusion does seem to have this strangely sexual connotation to it.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a96fe563687237f70006f8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a96ec463687239560000e7#post_55a96ec463687239560000e7\r\nKinky.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"55a96ff463687279a8000005","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a96f796368720250000b62#post_55a96f796368720250000b62\r\nMe and marc did say that gay is a thing in that show.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a97036636872395600029f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a96fe563687237f70006f8#p