time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1531.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5411205163687223eb890100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541120176368720693930100#post_541120176368720693930100\r\n\r\nEspeon, get back in the ball!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541120a96368725b9feb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5411205163687223eb890100#post_5411205163687223eb890100\r\nYou can't make me.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"541120fa6368720b0d3a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541120a96368725b9feb0100#post_541120a96368725b9feb0100\r\n\r\nI have my fists! And a sack!\r\n\r\nGet on the van, we go for a ride","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5411211a6368720aed3d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5411203a63687205bedb0100#post_5411203a63687205bedb0100\r\nBeing able to cheat in school. \r\n\r\n\"Alrighty kids, your ready for the end of the year test!\"\r\n\r\n\"Yeeeees....\"\r\n\r\nMe: \"You bet your ass I am\"\r\n\r\n\"Alright, on your marks, get set, GO!\"\r\n\r\nMe: \"THE WORLD!\"\r\n\r\n\"What was th-\"\r\n\r\n*Takes the answer sheet off the shelf and writes all the right answers*\r\n\r\n*Time returnes*\r\n\r\n\"I was saying I was Done!\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541121736368720ac9560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541120fa6368720b0d3a0000#post_541120fa6368720b0d3a0000\r\nPunching a pokémon...Clearly you're a tactical genius.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"541121a26368724fdc0e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5411211a6368720aed3d0000#post_5411211a6368720aed3d0000\r\n\r\nAlamr clock sounds.\r\n\r\nZa Warudo.\r\n\r\nKeep sleeping until ready to wake up, go to sfhool.\r\n\r\nEssay is due tomorrow\r\n\r\nZa Warudo. Finish it and sleep repeating the above step.\r\n\r\nThere are other applications, but I don't condone illegal activities.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541121ce6368722a4e390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.1000recordings.com/images/artist-a/arrested-development-30-l.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541121d06368724c54ee0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541121736368720ac9560000#post_541121736368720ac9560000\r\n\r\nAnime logic. And Espeon is not legendary so ha!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541122106368723be8870100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541121736368720ac9560000#post_541121736368720ac9560000\r\nIf Team Rocket could kill a Marowak with a stick, then why no punches?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5411211a6368720aed3d0000#post_5411211a6368720aed3d0000\r\nThat could be fucking amazing!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5411223b6368723be8990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541121a26368724fdc0e0200#post_541121a26368724fdc0e0200\r\nZu Warudo!\r\n\r\nAvoid the popo!\r\n\r\nZu Warudo!\r\n\r\nAvoid paying for you and your dates night out. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541121736368720ac9560000#post_541121736368720ac9560000\r\nHe should have f[spoiler]Yay[/spoiler]d the pokemon instead.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5411225963687253a11d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541122106368723be8870100#post_541122106368723be8870100\r\nTruly real life fucking hacks!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5411225b63687264f7ff0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541121d06368724c54ee0100#post_541121d06368724c54ee0100\r\nDoes it matt