time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1535.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5411501a6368726941000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"real talk, that song is catchy as fuck\r\n\r\n\"IM THAT FLIGHT THAT YOU GET ON, INTERNATIONAL\r\nFIRST CLASS SEAT ON MY LAP GIRL, RIDING CONFORTABLE\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541151346368720dc2bb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/b52374c012a7b45a23a70a287ce2d181/tumblr_n3l5q2DgcQ1txvcsyo1_500.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54115abe63687240b5160200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">Thinking it was over\r\n>2014\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/1wdrZoA.jpg!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"54115ace6368723a89c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/825/369/975.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541190ca6368726cb0680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sup guys! After months of inactivity, I have returned to this world once more!\r\n\r\nFor those who didn't know, I made a vow months ago in this same thread saying that I would leave the fandom so I could focus on my exams for college. The trials are over, so I have a week of freedom. It feels great to be here again.\r\n\r\nSo, here's a list of interesting things that happened to me during that time period:\r\n\r\nI saw mosquitoes have sex.\r\nI got myself a new phone (Samsung Galaxy Note 3) with leather cover and bronze outlines.\r\nI watched Accel World.\r\nI became a substitute young teacher.\r\nI mastered Math.\r\nI became a mascot by dressing up as a green knight.\r\nI bought a laptop with my own money.\r\nI made sushi.\r\nI went to England for two weeks.\r\nI caught a squid.\r\n\r\nThere are others but I can't seem to remember it now.\r\n\r\nIn short, I guess reality wasn't so boring as I though.\r\n\r\n(PS. What did I miss?)","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5411919363687204c4170100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541190ca6368726cb0680100#post_541190ca6368726cb0680100\r\nWelcome back dood","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5411934863687201f4420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5411919363687204c4170100#post_5411919363687204c4170100\r\nThanks.\r\nI have a question though. My notifications counter have reach 100.\r\n\r\nIs that the maximum number? Cause it's not rising and there is a lack of forum replies in it.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"541195ce6368726cc3e40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5411934863687201f4420100#post_5411934863687201f4420100\r\n\r\nOne time I reached 109, but that was a while ago and I don't know if that was updated.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5411a67e63687255453b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541190ca6368726cb0680100#post_541190ca6368726cb0680100\r\nWelcome back to the team, bro.\r\n\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54115abe63687240b5160200#post_54115abe63687240b5160200\r\nIt never ends! They've gonna milk the shit out of the manga until it can shit no more cash.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"5411a78e6368722200470000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A Jehova's Witness knocks on the front door of a house, ready to spread the word of God.\r\n\r\nA small child opens the door wearing a sombrero, his under pants and nothing else. In one had he holds a martini, and he is smoking a big fat cigar.\r\n\r\nThe Jehova's Witness, outraged says \"are your parents home?!\"\r\n\r\nThe small child quite calmy knocks the ash off the end of his stogey, takes a puff and blows the smoke in the JW's face?\r\n\r\n\"It fucking look like they're home?\"","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5411d9026368721191060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5411a78e63687222004