time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/4269.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54ee80636368725d8d120300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee7fd86368724113d21600#post_54ee7fd86368724113d21600\r\nIt must have gotten in his pants somehow. Brown reclus spiders are normally pretty chill. But excess and sporadic movements can freak them out and make them bite.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ee809a63687261a8880500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee7f8263687251dcd80000#post_54ee7f8263687251dcd80000\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee7e816368722c74042100#post_54ee7e816368722c74042100\r\n*Activates Burning Finger in a Zaku*\r\n\r\nHAHA!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee7f306368725d8d560200#post_54ee7f306368725d8d560200\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee7f6963687268e7a01700#post_54ee7f6963687268e7a01700\r\nthat does sound good! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee80bc6368725d18410200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee80636368725d8d120300#post_54ee80636368725d8d120300\r\nDon't those things paralyze you when bitten? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee80d663687252cb070500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee80636368725d8d120300#post_54ee80636368725d8d120300\r\nIt actually happened to him when he sat down to take a shit.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54ee81226368725a008c1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee80d663687252cb070500#post_54ee80d663687252cb070500\r\nAnd he was gone for three whole days? Jesus. \r\n\r\nI guess they really do paralyze you when bitten. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee813163687252054b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee80bc6368725d18410200#post_54ee80bc6368725d18410200\r\nI'm not sure about paralysis, but the biggest worry after a brown recluse bite is necrosis. The venom basically kills the surrounding tissue and causes it to rot while it's still attached. And the rotting flesh just continues and continues until you eventually die from it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ee814a6368722ce89d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee80d663687252cb070500#post_54ee80d663687252cb070500\r\nOkay, would it be inappropriate to laugh?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ee81556368723f62e04d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee809a63687261a8880500#post_54ee809a63687261a8880500\r\n!http://attackongaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/eat-shit-zaku.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ee819663687245ecaa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee813163687252054b0100#post_54ee813163687252054b0100\r\nThat sound, terrible. Jesus man!\r\n\r\nThat kind of reminds me of those weird Desert Spider's that can kill a Camel because when it bites it like puts a giant whole in your body. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee81b16368722ce8ca0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee81556368723f62e04d00#post_54ee81556368723f62e04d00\r\nWHY YOU DO THAT!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee81b16368725d18ca0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee819663687245ecaa0000#post_54ee819663687245ecaa0000\r\nThe Camel Spider.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ee81ef6368722ce8da0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee81b16368722ce8ca0400#post_54ee81b1636