time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/598.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a662b36368720518ed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a662536368720408ec0000#post_53a662536368720408ec0000\r\nGimme a tentacle!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a6631863687202b1420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a662b36368720518ed0000#post_53a662b36368720518ed0000\r\nOk, just let me apply the anesthetic *hits Squiggy with a frying pan* and we'll prep you for surgery. Nurse! Bring me my Jameson, staple gun and two, no three tubes of krazy glue! Also we're gonna need a lot of that glowing green goo!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a6638563687203f2150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6631863687202b1420100#post_53a6631863687202b1420100\r\nWe're out of krazy glue though; you used it all to make sharkbear.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a6638d636872039b470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6631863687202b1420100#post_53a6631863687202b1420100\r\n\r\n\r\n\"oh no doctor, we accidentaly attached the tentacles to his head\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a663db636872052e7d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*remains unconcsious*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a6642b636872039b9c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Is back to brawling with Godzilla*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a6647463687202a4940100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a663db636872052e7d0100#post_53a663db636872052e7d0100\r\nI know what to do!\r\n(calls Rin Kaenbyou)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a6647c63687204e2df0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"RANDY HUNGRY AGAIN!\r\n*Eats all of GMA's spare arms*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a6647c63687202ffa20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a663db636872052e7d0100#post_53a663db636872052e7d0100\r\n\r\n\r\n\"doctor, he is losing too much blood, and we ran out of krazy glue\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a664f663687203c59c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"(Great. I'm unconscious and about to die.)","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a66533636872048bd90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a664f663687203c59c0200#post_53a664f663687203c59c0200\r\n*Suddenly, Takeshi Hongo enters the room*\r\n\r\nHongo: We can rebuild him, We have the technology","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a6656263687202a4010200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6647c63687204e2df0100#post_53a6647c63687204e2df0100\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6647c63687202ffa20100#post_53a6647c63687202ffa20100\r\nCrap, time to improvise. *grabs cleaver off the wall* Just stuff something into the wound till I get back, and remember, no questions.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a665e26368720408900200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a664f663687203c59c0200#post_53a664f663687203c59c0200\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"](Great. I'm unconscious and about to die.)[/bq]\r\nDon't worry I got this!\r\n*Carts him off into a empty room with nobody else but Rin Kaenbyou*\r\n\"Well that takes care of that.  Now to take care of the witnesses.\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a66631636872048b4d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*The Ultra Garrison arrive to assist me*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a666416368720389090300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6656263687202a4010200#post_53