time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/611.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a7cf006368727ee7060500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7ce9063687238081a0000#post_53a7ce9063687238081a0000\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]Weird\r\n\r\n*Uses the perpetual motion to prepare a rider kick*\r\n\r\nRiderrrrrrr...\r\n\r\nKICK!!\r\n\r\n*The sheer force of the kick somehow manages to break the Shocker rider out of perpetual motion*[/bq]\r\n*Flips Trashboat again into perpetual table flipping motion, but this time so hard he throws up inside his helmet*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7cf606368722ac6290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.blogcdn.com/slideshows/images/slides/999/368/S999368/l.jpg?1!\r\nI used to want these.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a7cfab63687235da810200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7cf006368727ee7060500#post_53a7cf006368727ee7060500\r\n*Starts firing missiles willy nilly*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a7d0a36368722bd5810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7cfab63687235da810200#post_53a7cfab63687235da810200\r\n*Bloody thirsty Ying-Yang orb*\r\n*Pop*\r\n(right in front of you)\r\n\"Hello\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7d13563687227e3cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7d0a36368722bd5810000#post_53a7d0a36368722bd5810000\r\n...\r\n\r\n_Must Destroy, Everything, For Shocker_","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a7d1b96368722960e90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7d13563687227e3cb0000#post_53a7d13563687227e3cb0000\r\n*Stops you from spinning, puts you back on the ground and puts a vomit bucket in front of you.*\r\nYou might want to take your helmet off before you drown to death in your own vomit.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7d26a63687229fcfd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7d1b96368722960e90000#post_53a7d1b96368722960e90000\r\n*The Vomit spills out from an unseen opening in the \"Helmet\"*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a7d61b6368722bd5ba0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know since we're RPing as fantasy characters I realized something; most people here and in fact most people in general while they say they would like to live in a world like their favorite franchise don't actually mean that.\r\n\r\nTrashboat would you really want to live in a world where Shocker is constantly endangering lives or pokemon fans want to live in a world that is in constant threat of annihilation from terrorist groups or be a wizard during the reign of Voldemort where muggleborns are executed and I'm pretty damn sure no one would want to live in attack on titan, hunger games or the walking dead.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7d73463687230ee8e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7d61b6368722bd5ba0100#post_53a7d61b6368722bd5ba0100\r\nI think we can all agree, though, that it's not a bad thing to legitimately desire to live in Equestria.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a7d86363687231b4630200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a7d73463687230ee8e0000#post_53a7d73463687230ee8e0000\r\nI'd still want to live in Gensokyo(touhou). . . Just stay the hell away from the magic forest unless you want the bad kind of tentacle rape and make as many youkai friends as possible so you have blackup if someone wants your ass.\r\n\r\n\r\nBut I find it kind of stupid when someone says they want to live in Fallout or something stupid like that.  Yeah; enjoy getting shot or dying by radiation.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a7d88663687230c9420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-tim