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{"topics":[{"id":"53d0918d636872240f070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I would say inb4 random, But he doesn't seem to be here\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d0917a63687223e8090000#post_53d0917a63687223e8090000\r\nTOOOOORYAAAAAAAA!!\r\n!http://media1.giphy.com/media/12KiGLydHEdak8/giphy.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d091b963687225b70b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d0915763687222de060000#post_53d0915763687222de060000\r\n\r\nI think the energy can be possible, but it would mean replacing all your arm to handle the heat of the energy and it would take quite some time to create one shot.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53d091d063687222741a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d090c96368725f88e60100#post_53d090c96368725f88e60100\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d090a163687260a5fe0100#post_53d090a163687260a5fe0100\r\n\r\na device to jump higher.[/bq]\r\nThat's actually a bad idea because if it was too high the force would travel up your body and turn your insides into a accordion and risk prolapsing your intestines or such.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d091d4636872240f220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I WOULD LIKE A DEVICE THAT LETS ME HAVE VIRTUAL SEX WITH RAPTORS.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d091f36368722365290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d091d063687222741a0000#post_53d091d063687222741a0000\r\n\r\na device that forces information in my brain cause i seem to learn nothing\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d0922b6368722546210000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d090a163687260a5fe0100#post_53d090a163687260a5fe0100\r\nThe Whole Showa Kamen rider ensemble (If possible)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d09254636872240f410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d091f36368722365290000#post_53d091f36368722365290000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d091d063687222741a0000#post_53d091d063687222741a0000\r\n\r\na device that forces information in my brain cause i seem to learn nothing\r\n[/bq]\r\nThat's still decades off. Something like that would have to function like a secondary hard drive in that the information would be on it and you would know it so long as the drive is attached, but once it was removed back to hitting the books for you.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d092f063687224824a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d09254636872240f410000#post_53d09254636872240f410000\r\n\r\na device to kill humanity","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d0935c63687225586a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The site is acting funny for me right now....\r\nAnyone else experiencing lag?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53d093e363687225ee760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d0922b6368722546210000#post_53d0922b6368722546210000\r\n>MFW Uc9 tries to explain how that's impossible\r\n!https://static1.e621.net/data/c4/7a/c47ad1844198d8dec63f0c098ea2aa1b.jpg!\r\n","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d0943163687223d7cf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d092f063687224824a0000#post_53d092f063687224824a0000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d09254636872240f410000#post_53d09254636872240f410000\r\n\r\na device to kill humanity[/bq]\r\n!http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/doomsdaydevices_8491.png!\r\nYou saw nothing.\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post