time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/8/810.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c386dd6368725c45aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3853b6368726c529b0000#post_53c3853b6368726c529b0000\r\n\r\n\r\nnah, based god has no flaws.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c38af56368725ff03c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This is what the cancelled _Turok 2_ would have looked like.\r\n!http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/02/turokofthecolossus580.jpg!\r\n!http://www.dsogaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/yl4GJgp.jpg!\r\n!http://www.dsogaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Turok-2.jpg!\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/82371c56a4842e207b37bcbae2a0ce12/tumblr_mt84p7JPLA1rpem9no8_500.jpg!\r\n!http://images.eurogamer.net/2013/articles/1/6/1/6/5/7/7/137942310466.jpg/EG11/resize/600x-1/quality/80/format/jpg!\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120511070548/turok/images/a/a3/Swamp_dino.jpg!\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120511065302/turok/images/0/01/Sabertooth.jpg!\r\n!http://images.wikia.com/turok/images/9/9e/992_max.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c3bc8c63687261b0310200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm starting to get into the Team Fortress 2 comics. Are they canon? When will the next one come out?","author":"50d9a3aea4c72dc9b3000120"},{"id":"53c3c1156368721f2ddd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@NotYourAverageLurker\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3bc8c63687261b0310200#post_53c3bc8c63687261b0310200\r\nThey are the canon. They're the ones that provide the story. Well, them and the Valve-released videos.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53c3c5ee6368721f2de10400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3c1156368721f2ddd0200#post_53c3c1156368721f2ddd0200\r\n[spoiler]Whose money is on the Medic falsely betraying his team and luring the original team into a trap?[/spoiler]","author":"50d9a3aea4c72dc9b3000120"},{"id":"53c3c8796368724269240800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@NotYourAverageLurker\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3c5ee6368721f2de10400#post_53c3c5ee6368721f2de10400\r\n[spoiler]He'll go with the path that's bloodier. Don't know which one that is yet.[/spoiler]","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53c3dc3d636872473f450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have to find a place to use this image:\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/792/945/bd0.jpg!\r\n*rimshot\r\n*recursive rimshot","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c3de276368725d3c4e0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3dc3d636872473f450000#post_53c3dc3d636872473f450000\r\nOh, I get it! Because she can't *stand up straight!* Pfffahahaha!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53c3e02d6368720759980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3de276368725d3c4e0800#post_53c3de276368725d3c4e0800\r\nCome over here so I can slap you.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c3e1136368722d3e750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3e02d6368720759980000#post_53c3e02d6368720759980000\r\nWhy would I when I can shoot you from here?\r\n<-","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53c3e25c63687207596b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3e1136368722d3e750000#post_53c3e1136368722d3e750000\r\nBow-chicka-bow-wow","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c3e53f6368724fa4d00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3e1136368722d3e750000#post_53c3e1136368722d3e750000\r\nFOOLISH HU-MAN! YOUR WEAPONS HAVE NO AFFECT ON MIGHTY RO-MAN! But they scare the crap out of me anyways, so never mind.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c3e68d6368727ffcc60200","topic_i