{"topics":[{"id":"5455c8f46368727849f20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455c8696368721616730100#post_5455c8696368721616730100\r\n\r\ncan your puny fists fire RAINBOWS?\r\n\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131004111854/terraria/images/3/31/Rainbow_gun.jpg!\r\n\r\nI BET THEY CANT","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5455c97463687244f3b80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455c8696368721616730100#post_5455c8696368721616730100\r\nswords > fists > guns > swords\r\n\r\n...wait...","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5455c974636872116a6a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455c8ae63687215f1440100#post_5455c8ae63687215f1440100\r\n\r\ni can assure you, any instance of me trying to sound superior to people are all jokes.\r\n\r\nseriously, im literally a walking joke, dont take anything i say seriously.\r\n\r\ni may be ignorant, a bad friend, lazy ass, incredibly annoying, have bad taste, incredibly uncouth, intolerant, but not a snobby asshole.\r\n\r\nand if for some reason past me WAS a snobby asshole then i apologize if anything.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5455c99063687215f1620100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455c8f46368727849f20100#post_5455c8f46368727849f20100\r\nAgree. guns are good. Even a .22 can put you to sleep... forever.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5455c9d463687233b5620100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ugh, guess ill just leave the thread for a while till things calm down.\r\n\r\nwe fam, and seeing us fight and throw swears around in a serious way is a complete bummer\r\n\r\ncya.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5455ca096368723fa7570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455c974636872116a6a0100#post_5455c974636872116a6a0100\r\nno man\r\nyour a cool dude","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5455ca3563687262d7cf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455c9d463687233b5620100#post_5455c9d463687233b5620100\r\nDon't take too long.\r\nI'd miss you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455ca946368724ef7790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i hate seeing people fight for any reason\r\ni just want everyone to get along","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5455caf06368723908130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Addendum: I will read Homestuck after I finish Psyren. It's only 145 chaters. I can get through that in a couple of days.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455cb0363687255f0440100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...I seriously thought that Twisty was serious most of the time.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5455cbc26368722c14120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455caf06368723908130100#post_5455caf06368723908130100\r\n\r\nrecommendations (yes i havent left yet give me a break)\r\n\r\n1.dont look up anything on google, go to the wiki or wait for recaps if you feel something felt up.\r\n2.dont search for fan art, most of them containt spoilers, since there is lots of twists.\r\n3.read everything, every pesterlog, every intermission, watch every flash, dont miss on anything.\r\n4.homestuck starts a bit stale, mundane even, if you are the type that likes the action to start fast then guess its not for you.\r\n5.again, dotn skip anything, missing even 1 page can make you lose everything.\r\n6.its not suppose to make sense all the time, some stuff just happens cause it happens.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5455cbec6368722c14160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455cb0363687255f0440100#post_5455cb0363687255f0440100\r\n\r\nplease, i visit /mu/ and shitpost on knowyourmeme of course im not serious at all silly.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5455cc196368721c6a9f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455cbc26368722c14120100#post_5455cbc26368722c14120100\r\nThanks. I'll keep that in mind.\r\nIf I can get through three years if One Piece in three weeks, then I can take Homestuck!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455cc5863687272be820100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455cc196368721c6a9f0100#post_5455cc196368721c6a9f0100\r\n\r\nyou would probably get faster than me and my friend.\r\n\r\nseriously, my friend on KYM started reading it a month before i did, and i already catched up with him.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5455cc896368721d9eb80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well i'm tired\r\nso i think i'm going to bed\r\ntwisty you are a cool dude and we love you\r\ntry to not feel so down about yourself\r\n*hug*\r\n\r\n\r\ni love you squiggy\r\ngood night love\r\n*kiss*","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5455cc8d63687261f6590200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"F-ing idiot!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arZV8yT8nBQ","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5455cc936368721d9cee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455cb0363687255f0440100#post_5455cb0363687255f0440100\r\n.......HHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!\r\n\r\n^Ok sorry^","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5455cce363687217e21d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455cc896368721d9eb80200#post_5455cc896368721d9eb80200\r\nGood night sweetie.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455cdb463687266d7460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455cbec6368722c14160100#post_5455cbec6368722c14160100\r\n[spoiler]It might have something to do with my Austism.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5455cf496368721a25480200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455cce363687217e21d0100#post_5455cce363687217e21d0100\r\nNight man!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5455cfbe6368726426170100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ok, what the fuck happened here while I was doing other things?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5455d0766368721616a50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455cfbe6368726426170100#post_5455cfbe6368726426170100\r\nEverything.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5455d0e563687271336b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455cfbe6368726426170100#post_5455cfbe6368726426170100\r\nShenanigans.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455d11e6368727873a80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455cfbe6368726426170100#post_5455cfbe6368726426170100\r\nHomestuck.\r\n\r\nDoes anyone else watch Vinesauce corruptions?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5455d17363687259357f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alright, I'm out Ivy and I have another outing. Auf wiedersehen or till we meet again since I'm actually 1/8 American.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"}]}