{"topics":[{"id":"54961fb06368724f77460200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I ate a plate of fried rice, two sunny side ups, two half-boiled eggs (so that's practically 4 eggs), beef bacon and 3 glasses of watermelon juice.\r\n\r\nWhy am I so skinny?!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5496216e6368723b91010200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54961c0c63687251bf240100#post_54961c0c63687251bf240100\r\nPfff I have more of 600 hours of play in Team Fortress 2!\r\n^Help^\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54961fb06368724f77460200#post_54961fb06368724f77460200\r\nMetabolism sucks.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"549623b763687230ad160000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"5 Little Pony Facts | 5 FACTS\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcoCqKFSRR8#t=111","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5496249f63687230ad570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Too. Much. Chicken.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5496253663687229c2270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54961fb06368724f77460200#post_54961fb06368724f77460200\r\nBecause the universe loves to do this to us skinny people\r\n\r\nI eat junk food a lot but I remain 105 pounds","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"549625f96368722b20440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549623b763687230ad160000#post_549623b763687230ad160000\r\nDreamworks?\r\n\r\nSomething's f[spoiler]ish[/spoiler]y","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5496262e6368722af0450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just found a pretty \"baller cover of Senbonzakura\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_xTet06SUo","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5496287a6368726701b70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5496249f63687230ad570000#post_5496249f63687230ad570000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]Too. Much. Cock.[/bq]\r\nFixed","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"549629776368722ad0a10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5496287a6368726701b70000#post_5496287a6368726701b70000\r\nMy mom made fried chicken and now my stomach hates me...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549629ae636872304c7a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549629776368722ad0a10000#post_549629776368722ad0a10000\r\nThen slow down babe\r\nDon't want you getting sick","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"549629b76368722a64f20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wow. I actually built a Christmas tree.\r\nThe tree that was in the box had us make it manually.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549629de6368722fdbad0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549629b76368722a64f20000#post_549629b76368722a64f20000\r\nOrganic tree? Or plastic?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54962a156368722c64120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549629ae636872304c7a0100#post_549629ae636872304c7a0100\r\nBut it was so gooooooooooooooooood.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54962a326368722f380c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549629de6368722fdbad0000#post_549629de6368722fdbad0000\r\nhe made an organic tree?\r\nis he god?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54962a646368722f069c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962a156368722c64120100#post_54962a156368722c64120100\r\nfine, just don't make yourself sick","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54962a856368722ad0cf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962a646368722f069c0000#post_54962a646368722f069c0000\r\nYes dear.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54962aea6368722f1f240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549629de6368722fdbad0000#post_549629de6368722fdbad0000\r\nPlastic.\r\nThere's still a mess, though.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54962b566368722ba7080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"While we were eating my step-dad told me he'd give me fifty bucks to wash his car.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54962bd763687229b0050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962b566368722ba7080100#post_54962b566368722ba7080100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]While we were eating my step-dad told me he'd give me fifty bucks to wash his car.[/bq]\r\nI hope you like your Chritmas Present, Mate! HA HA! \r\n\r\n~*Goes back to whatever he was doing*~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54962bd86368722de50c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962b566368722ba7080100#post_54962b566368722ba7080100\r\nthat's really good money for a car wash\r\nor is it super coated in dirt","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54962c176368722b57600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962b566368722ba7080100#post_54962b566368722ba7080100\r\nIs the rule for insulting your step-dad the same as your mom?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54962c926368722de5130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962bd86368722de50c0100#post_54962bd86368722de50c0100\r\nNo. But I'm gonna do it.\r\n[spoiler]Topless.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962c176368722b57600100#post_54962c176368722b57600100\r\nYes.\r\nBuuuuuuuut you can talk about my dad all you want. My dad is a shit stain.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54962d4b6368722b47540100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962c926368722de5130100#post_54962c926368722de5130100\r\nSomehow, I think your step-dad is the same as my dad, except\r\nI\r\ndon't\r\nget\r\nanything\r\nin\r\nreturn.\r\nBut I do it cuz I'ma gud boi.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54962d8e6368723dc6590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962d4b6368722b47540100#post_54962d4b6368722b47540100\r\nMy step-dad is probably one of my best friends.\r\nWe still get together to just watch movies.\r\nI'd do it even if he wasn't gonna pay me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54962db26368722f1f8c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I miss Pirate Bay.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}