{"topics":[{"id":"5381553d63687249b49b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538154966368724383300100#post_538154966368724383300100\r\nyea, like Pinkie","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"538156706368725f93aa0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538154966368724383300100#post_538154966368724383300100\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/077/Raisins_Face.jpg!\r\n\r\nHERES- Okay.\r\n\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"538156c863687245aaf10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Man, I'm on a porn uploading kick tonight.\r\n\r\nTyping \"pony furry sex\" into Deviant Art was a better idea than I originally thought.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"538156ce63687226a3130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5381542c6368725f93c50200#post_5381542c6368725f93c50200\r\n\r\nIs the new Real Steel movie?\r\n!http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-64AGZy8xwE8/TwonJCa7-6I/AAAAAAAACR8/LYg679KRFCw/s640/real_steel-1.jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5381573c6368724aa1620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538156ce63687226a3130100#post_538156ce63687226a3130100\r\n\r\nActually It's a Disney movie about superheros that is very loosely based on a obscure generic 90's team.\r\n\r\nWhich totally doesn't sound stupid when you say it outloud.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5381578963687226a35e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5381573c6368724aa1620000#post_5381573c6368724aa1620000\r\nWelp my money is gone! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538157986368724fbbb10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I saw \"Days of Future Past\" today.\r\n[spoiler]I never though I'd see a film version of The Cosmic Reset Button[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538157ce6368723c45e70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://assets.inhabitat.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2013/06/live-animal-key-chains-china.jpg!\r\nLive animal keychains.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538158126368724ac5ef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538157ce6368723c45e70100#post_538157ce6368723c45e70100\r\nWwwhhhyyyyyy?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5381582b6368726ca34c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538156706368725f93aa0300#post_538156706368725f93aa0300\r\nBasically, I've heard that the original comics was just Stereotypes of Japanese heroes","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5381584e6368726ca35e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538157ce6368723c45e70100#post_538157ce6368723c45e70100\r\n\r\nWait...live?\r\n\r\nThat's terrible!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"538158a863687245aaad0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538157ce6368723c45e70100#post_538157ce6368723c45e70100\r\nI've actually seen the fish keychains before at some weird foren shop?\r\n\r\nBut turtles and lizards? Oh my god.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538158bb6368720a08020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5381582b6368726ca34c0000#post_5381582b6368726ca34c0000\r\n\r\nLooking at the art, yeah it would appear so. Well I'm sure the Disney version will be...Exactly the same thing but more kid-oriented!\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"538158dc636872399a5c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I'm guessing people can always buy them and set them free by opening the bag up.\r\n\r\nI know I would.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5381591c6368723c45af0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538157ce6368723c45e70100#post_538157ce6368723c45e70100\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/e9Wjhv0.gif!\r\n\r\nYeah. Just shove that animal in there with no source of food.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5381594363687226a30e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5381591c6368723c45af0200#post_5381591c6368723c45af0200\r\nOr oxygen.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538159736368724fcf7a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538158bb6368720a08020000#post_538158bb6368720a08020000\r\nLooking back on it, It doesn't look quite as terrible as I remember, I Might watch it for the Giant robo/Tetsujin Expy","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538159bb63687245aa6f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5381591c6368723c45af0200#post_5381591c6368723c45af0200\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5381594363687226a30e0200#post_5381594363687226a30e0200\r\nCan you imagine the dumb guy who just woke up and was like, \r\n\r\n\r\n\"......I GOT IT!\"\r\n\r\n\"ANIMAL FUCKING KEYCHAINS!\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53815a0063687226a3830200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538159736368724fcf7a0100#post_538159736368724fcf7a0100\r\n\r\nI want to see it cause it looks cute and it's superheros done by Disney.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53815a9b6368722a38400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538157ce6368723c45e70100#post_538157ce6368723c45e70100\r\nI've seen that before, people are messed up sometimes.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"53815aaf6368722fefcf0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53815a0063687226a3830200#post_53815a0063687226a3830200\r\nMeh","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53815c766368722338790100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want a pet budgerigar that can perch on my [spoiler]erect penis[/spoiler].","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53815ca46368725d842e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53815c766368722338790100#post_53815c766368722338790100\r\nNo you do not.\r\nThey got claws and shit!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53815cdf636872697e1d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53815ca46368725d842e0000#post_53815ca46368725d842e0000\r\nI'm sure that's someone's fetish.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53815d186368722a61660100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53815cdf636872697e1d0000#post_53815cdf636872697e1d0000\r\n\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/601/976/5b9.png!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"}]}