{"topics":[{"id":"55923cfd63687220ff000256","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Mosquito\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZUP-gfO1MA","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55923d0a6368720ef100034e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also more cute animal stories. Back at my old school we had an animal lab where you'd get to look at the animals they had there.\r\n\r\nThey had a Rabbit there. And they let us hold him.\r\n\r\nLiterally, every kid that got to hold him the Rabbit would be jumping around and want to leave.\r\n\r\nI get to hold the Rabbit. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. All he did was laz around in my arms and do nothing.\r\n\r\nAll the other kids were like \"....H-How?\" ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55923d216368722700002271","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55923cca636872312c000115#post_55923cca636872312c000115\r\nThey really are. I would LOVE to have a pet Raccoon! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55923d936368720ef1000400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55923d0a6368720ef100034e#post_55923d0a6368720ef100034e\r\nYou are the chosen one.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55923dd263687227000023ce","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So apparently shits going down between Liberals and Progressives in the usa.\r\n\r\nTo use a metaphor you know how for Republicans there was a fight between RINO's and conservatives and it metaphorically ended cause conservatives are un-electable as presidential candidates?  Well that's seems to be happening to the left as well now, but not such a degree.  On the one side there's Bernie Sanders supporters; on the other there's Hillary supporters.\r\n\r\nThe thing is though yes I agree Hillary isn't that great of a candidate, *BUT* she is electable.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55923e01636872312c0001e2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55923dd263687227000023ce#post_55923dd263687227000023ce\r\nAnd then there's Donald Trump","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55923e0d636872294c0002d0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"or cubans","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55923f45636872312c000300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55923e0d636872294c0002d0#post_55923e0d636872294c0002d0\r\n[bq=\"hype\"]or cubans[/bq]\r\nor me","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559240af636872294c0005ea","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"or meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor meor me","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559240d36368720ef1000973","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Everybody Loves Hypnotoad\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk7PMSzY00U","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5592415463687220ff000856","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559240d36368720ef1000973#post_559240d36368720ef1000973\r\nI dont","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"559243956368720df4000f74","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/zgOHOdY.png!","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5592534863687220ff0023a0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So the whole premise of my bloody valentine is that Harry warden got caught in a mine cave in on Valentine's and they didn't hurry to save him because everyone was at a Halloween party that night and didn't notice So when he finally gets out he's goddamn crazy and kills everyone who was partying \r\n\r\nSo you could say it's all about\r\n\r\nA miner coencidence ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5592677e6368723dd00015b4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/h8FVypb.png!","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5592693b63687247e0000a3b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5592677e6368723dd00015b4#post_5592677e6368723dd00015b4\r\nOoooo....\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/6/10/914236__safe_edit_lyra_lyra+heartstrings_wat_vulgar_bon+bon_sweetie+drops_lyrabon_bon+bon+is+not+amused.png!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55926a7b63687247e0000ba5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i'm seriously out of material\r\n\r\nor perhaps i actually have material now, i just do not know","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55926bc66368726945001296","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]someone put me down like the bad furry i am pls[/spoiler]","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559271416368726945001a60","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55926bc66368726945001296#post_55926bc66368726945001296\r\nno","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559271a163687247e000143f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"shit","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559272076368721b250002f6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"fuck","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559272bd6368723dd00028f5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/aH2YFal.jpg!\r\n\r\nThis is a family restaurant, buddy. There are kids here.","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559273446368724886004953","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Kids, you're gonna learn a few new words when I'm done here.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559289626368725caf002147","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i437.photobucket.com/albums/qq100/lonewolf3878/weinermobilestuck_zps8k825h1k.jpg!\r\nSaid no guy ever. :P","author":"54bf143363687263786f0b00"},{"id":"559294cb6368726869000e0b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Man, I'm in a rubbish mood right now.\r\nI feel like everything I do is pointless and I can never do anything right. Whenever I try and do something worthwhile, it never takes off, and I constantly feel like _something_ is always expected of me.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55929611636872572b000ad8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55926bc66368726945001296#post_55926bc66368726945001296\r\n[bq=\"hype\"][spoiler]someone put me down like the bad furry i am pls[/spoiler][/bq]\r\ngas or injection ","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"}]}