{"topics":[{"id":"53542b826368723008280200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53542ad66368726e33ca0200#post_53542ad66368726e33ca0200\r\n4 is an unlucky number in Asian culture.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53542bbd6368722e931b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53542ad66368726e33ca0200#post_53542ad66368726e33ca0200\r\n\r\nYou forgot one thing more.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53542bdb6368725e24110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53542bbd6368722e931b0200#post_53542bbd6368722e931b0200\r\n\r\ngod, what else.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53542c276368722bf5020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53542bdb6368725e24110100#post_53542bdb6368725e24110100\r\n\r\nSomeone resurrected in the third day...","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53542c836368722753cb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53542c276368722bf5020000#post_53542c276368722bf5020000\r\nOf course.\r\nHe came to earth, he died and rose again...\r\n[spoiler]I love E.T[/spoiler]","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53542c9d6368722990df0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53542c276368722bf5020000#post_53542c276368722bf5020000\r\n\r\nah yes, who could forget the biggest symbol in religion.\r\n\r\nabraham lincoln","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53543bf763687233643f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Uhhhh...\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXmwuR5bjMc","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53543e676368724ab6070100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53543bf763687233643f0000#post_53543bf763687233643f0000\r\nThat is the Touhou-est video I've ever seen.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53543ecf6368724b14b80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53543e676368724ab6070100#post_53543e676368724ab6070100\r\n\r\n\":)\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EeTgJPjf6w","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53543fba6368724af2470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53543ecf6368724b14b80000#post_53543ecf6368724b14b80000\r\nI'm not sure how I feel about that...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5354402463687202c3960200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53543ecf6368724b14b80000#post_53543ecf6368724b14b80000\r\n...I'm going to back away now...","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5354406b63687205158f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53543ecf6368724b14b80000#post_53543ecf6368724b14b80000\r\n\r\n\"this is the only touhou video i have ever enjoyed to watch\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfgeyA6UTDk \r\n\r\nbtw, by this time i have gave up on understanding thetouhou fanbase and fan made stuff, nothing in it makes sense.\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"535440c46368722b21420200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354406b63687205158f0000#post_5354406b63687205158f0000\r\nNot impossible. But very very difficult.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5354413163687223fa8e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535440c46368722b21420200#post_535440c46368722b21420200\r\n\r\nim easily defeatable, so in order to make myself feel better i just act like the touhou fanbase its impossible to get into","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"535441676368723bbb090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354406b63687205158f0000#post_5354406b63687205158f0000\r\nHe went lunatic right out of the gate.\r\nWhat a baka.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535441846368722791640200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535441676368723bbb090000#post_535441676368723bbb090000\r\n\r\nthats cr1tikal for you, its all or nothing.\r\n\r\nalso >baka.\r\n\r\nthats so weaboo.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5354419c63687227608e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354406b63687205158f0000#post_5354406b63687205158f0000\r\nThat flat voice.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5354420563687223fae60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535441846368722791640200#post_535441846368722791640200\r\nHe does not know grazing...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535442526368722b21090300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354420563687223fae60000#post_5354420563687223fae60000\r\n\r\nmaybe, but what would \"feeding on grass\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grazing help in touhou? ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"535442b4636872503e160000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535442526368722b21090300#post_535442526368722b21090300\r\nOkay. I can't actually tell if you're be genuine or sarcastic. Can you help me out here?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535442d863687233640d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535442b4636872503e160000#post_535442b4636872503e160000\r\n\r\nnot even i know.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"535444ae6368720bf6040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Does Bennett the Sage watch pony?\r\nI remember hearing that.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"535445bd63687223fa790200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535442526368722b21090300#post_535442526368722b21090300\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354420563687223fae60000#post_5354420563687223fae60000\r\n\r\nmaybe, but what would \"feeding on grass\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grazing help in touhou? [/bq]\r\nYou just gave me the greatest setup for a joke of all time and I can't choose which joke to go for. . \r\n(Youkai are mythological animal people monsters)\r\nHumans the dietary staple of youkai.\r\nHumans part of a balanced youkai breakfast.\r\nThe best part of waking up for a youkai is soylent green in your cup.\r\nHumans, they're more than good, they're grrrreeattt.\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535441676368723bbb090000#post_535441676368723bbb090000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354406b63687205158f0000#post_5354406b63687205158f0000\r\nHe went lunatic right out of the gate.\r\nWhat a baka.[/bq]\r\n⑨\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354406b63687205158f0000#post_5354406b63687205158f0000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53543ecf6368724b14b80000#post_53543ecf6368724b14b80000\r\n\r\n\"this is the only touhou video i have ever enjoyed to watch\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfgeyA6UTDk \r\n\r\nbtw, by this time i have gave up on understanding thetouhou fanbase and fan made stuff, nothing in it makes sense.\r\n[/bq]\r\nMagical flying lesbians who shoot laserbeams.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53544ab06368720b3f890200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535445bd63687223fa790200#post_535445bd63687223fa790200\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"\r\nMagical flying lesbians who shoot laserbeams.[/bq]\r\nYou summed it up perfectly.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53544b016368721384930200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES","author":null}]}